Yesterday I discovered the Crap Taxidermy Twitter account. GOOD LORD.

I’m reading this as something that’s geared towards white teenagers, and I’m *really* hoping that this takes the discomfort and flips it. Like, you’ll have viewers nodding along going “Yeah! I feel that way too! It’s reverse racism!” and all of a sudden they’ll be confronted with.. you know, reality.

Huh, you don’t usually see KY preventing gay couples from coming together.

The 26-year-old didn’t lose her cool, but when the man refused to leave after she politely told him she didn’t have anything to give, Haggard sensed the situation was escalating.

I’m immediately sad I didn’t make a Kitchenette themed one. DOING IT ANYWAY.

The hottest new thing in Moniga del Garda is La Scaletta. It has everything. Customers who shouldn’t have eaten that, people who follow the servers around and tell them how to do it better, everyone also works at Olive Garden but they all…

The economy is not and never has been bad for Per Se and the people who eat there.

So...what, they’re doing their impressions of their favourite confederate soldiers?

I know this is first and foremost a public health threat but I wish more attention was paid to the fact that buying into the autism-connection myth demonstrates a profound hatred of autistic people. It’s one thing to say, no, that’s bullshit, but people who spread it should also be confronted with the fact that they…

I am currently sitting at a restaurant bar waiting for dinner, and the idiot next to me is talking about how this piece of shit would be the best thing for our country. I might stab him with my steak knife if he doesn’t shut up. Will post pics.

This weekend an unvaccinated six year old boy was the first person to die of diptheria in 28 years in Spain. His parents rejected getting him vaccinated and now he’s dead. A vaccinated child is much better then a dead one.

Well if you pay them enough sex workers will say anything, Senator.

Slaves did not lose their dignity because the government allowed them to be enslaved. My employees did not lose their dignity because I kept trying to show them my dick and putting my pubic hairs on their drinks. If we’re being honest with each other, I’m not sure what the word dignity means. What’s happening, again?…

I should hope they counter sue; if the police ordered it shut down, it’s neither their judgment call nor their fault. It would be hard to argue that the hotel should have screened for weapons in advance (and the wedding party would likely have howled/gone elsewhere in the unlikely attempt) PARTICULARLY given it was…

You know, it would probably take 5 seconds and wouldn’t even hurt because they numb the area first, right? Maybe you’re just been flippant and I’m taking this way too seriously, but comments like yours about this article are making me roll my eyes so fucking hard. Women have to go through so much poking and prodding…

Texts from my goofy Dad:

My dad spent as much of my childhood grounded as I did for being the mastermind behind whatever shenanigan had landed my in hot water. He was always actively trying to make the things I imagined come to life. In fact, the two crossed paths one day during the summer when I was about 6 when my dad offered to help me…

As a mentally ill person I want to bake this woman an amazing cake. This man is not mentally ill, and that would just be a way for Fox and even progressive outlets to ignore the changes and evolution that has occurred in American racism.

Could post a picture of my dashing dad, but this V-Mail from late 1944 is better.

this is my dad’s army officer photo. he was a search and rescue paratrooper/flight surgeon during WWII.