“Chandler: Because we love kids. Love them to death. Well, not actually to death. That’s just a figure of speech. We love kids the appropriate amount... as allowed by law.”

So, enlighten us, MRAs: How are women supposed to know which of you fucks will pull this on them or not?

My family has a cabin on an island that is only accessible by boat, so we have a boston whaler. One time my mom was seated on the edge, my dad revved it up a little too much, and she feel off into the nasty marina. No one noticed until we were across the bay and the golden retriever started flipping out trying to jump…

Not the WHOLE vacation, just the trip there...

ooh! Ooh! My mom’s family is from S. Florida, so “family vacation” always meant “visit Gramma and Grampa in Ft. Lauderdale. Cool. It has a beach! My grandparents live like, on the damn beach so my brother and I would jump out of the car, throw on a swim suit and run head long into the water on a semi public-ish beach…

I’m not sure how much of an outright disaster this is, but it was pretty funny, so I figured I’d share.

Meat went from this “every so often as a treat” thing to a daily staple and it’s wrecked us. It’s not good for us at all. I try to have meatless days but then it’s mostly pasta and salad.

Years ago I read a book called ‘Overdresses: The Shockingly High Cost of Cheap Fashion’. It was really eye opening, and what was really surprising is how little we now expect to pay for our clothes in comparison to the past. We have trades quality for quantity, and have produced so much waste as a result. I guess if…

Forget the ridiculous third reason for a moment. Why do there seem to be so many otherwise intelligent people who don’t seem to understand that the vast majority of the time it’s not appropriate to act on your sexual impulses? Literally everyday of the week I work with and walk by women that I am attracted to,…

I LOVE YOU, JOHN WATERS!!!!!!! 143637 JOHN WATERS!!!!!!!

Medically speaking, the fact that the premature infant (not technically a fetus) was alive for a few minutes after birth is unsurprising and shouldn’t make this more criminal than any other late term abortion. At 5.5 months, the heart is well-developed; the lungs, not so much. This delivery would only have been viable…

So stupid. The reason their sales are plummeting is the same reason Lululemon etc sales are plummeting: they got too greedy. The price of the clothing has crept up while the quality has dropped drastically. I’m not spending $150+ on some paper-thin piece of sweatshop crap that will pill and unravel after two washes.…

They’re selling JCP quality at DVF prices. The shock that people who used to shop there for reasonable and reasonably-priced basics are fleeing the brand is genuinely hilarious.

I mean, she’s 18 years old and like six feet tall. It’s entirely possible she eats well and is perfectly healthy. She’s basically still a girl, and six-foot beanpole teenagers are not unheard of. Maybe we should ask why $1200 shoes and $4000 dresses that almost no teenager can afford need to be modeled by teenagers,…

“No such thing is possible. In the Talmud, in the Jewish tradition, it says when that part of the male anatomy is aroused and there’s an erection, the brain flies out of that and we have to take that very seriously, so I don’t agree with that.”

when that part of the male anatomy is aroused and there’s an erection, the brain flies out of that and we have to take that very seriously,

The slightly lamer origin story for Daredevil.

I don’t understand the question.

THERE’S NO REASON FOR THIS MOVIE TO EXIST THE ORIGINAL POINT BREAK IS PERFECT