It’s too expensive. Can’t afford it.

The should have called it “Mac’n’Cheese Yellow”. Rare doesn’t make this shit color more desirable.

Running rich can keep temperatures lower, longer.

Top Gear proved this with their M3 vs Prius test, with the M3 following the Prius around the track going as fast as it would go the M3 spent less fuel.

You might be making the power of a larger engine, but you’re sucking fuel like one, too.

Back in highschool I could jump my truck clear over those mountains over there.

More like...

Did anyone ever actually believe this car was actually going to happen?

I started off reading this in Zacks voice, but as soon as I hit the word shenanigans his voice morphed into Farva’s.

“What’s that, Kelly? Everyone’s going to The Max for shenanigans? I’ll be there!”

...like that unlimited cell phone data plan we all had in high school...

it worked last time....wait.....fuck

Personally I think they should stay until their apoplectic tendencies lead to a debilitating stroke, where they spend the rest of their days mutely staring at his garage in unabated, silent hatred.

Mine wasn’t completely off the mark, but the third result is utterly baffling.

Top Gear covered this a decade ago:

I find it incredibly boring to drive the same car day after day...

I guess there isn’t always room for Jello(-Picnic).

Water is still recommended if there are no other options available at the time to contain the fire, and to prevent further thermal runaway.