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Last week during a walk I cut through a pharmacy parking lot. As I was walking through, I watched an older gentleman park his BMW i3 directly across two parking spaces. ... I approached looking as if I was curious.

Can we have doggos too?

Ford will make us realize how awful steering wheels are without keyboards.

When I bought a normal car I, “shopped salespeople”. When I bought my Miata, it was a pleasant, simple and straightforward experience... because I ruled many other dealerships out. My salesman had been at it for decades, knew I was serious, had patience and realistic expectations, and made sure it was as easy and

Remember that TV show, Sliders? Where the large guy Max and the skinny guy Quinn, along with the rest of the crew, would “slide” into parallel dimensions where events changed how history played out? Imagine sliding into a Jalopnik dimension, that resulted in a different Equinox ...

If someone were to drive through someone’s yard, and into their driveway striking a parked car, it’s on private property.

I’m not sure what people are freaking out and complaining about.

It ejected said rod onto the track as we got to Hour 19 of the 24-hour Lucky Dog Racing League race, popping a hole in the engine block. That was it. We were done.

This guy is just not acknowledging the snow’s right to that spot at this point in the season.

When the STis initially hit the U.S. the first one that was sold in my area was to ... a woman in her late 60s. Curly grandma hair and all.

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Well, you get $99 ride and drive places like this, where this nonsense happens:

This. Taking the wheels off is how you go about it on a mid-engine Porsche.

Imagine if the world was run by YouTube commenters.

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DRIVETRIBE will sort of show you how fast it hits 200mph.

“Leasing says you only pay for the first 3 years depreciation.”

Ariel Atom V8s were ~150,000 GBP. Of course you would pick a $200,000 car over a Mustang, especially if you had ~$200,000 to spend just on a toy.

This. You can find plenty of 4-5 year old Corollas with less than 50,000 miles on the clock for $9500-10,000 if you’re willing to put in a tiny bit of effort.

I once worked with a woman who bought a late 90s Altima (before the one with the “rocket” tail lamps). She parked it next to her boss’s C5 Corvette, and said it was, “basically the same thing except more practical”, because it has a “sports suspension.”

Actually it is a small percentage on groceries.

Probably. Haven’t lived any near that town (didn’t live in it) in decades though.