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She would say that Catholics aren’t Christians.

Pretty sure Drew now wants to exact vengeance on you. 

Someone who was a 10-year-old fifth grader on the playground in 2003 is plenty old enough to be an adult writer now. Fact-checking the details of someone else’s emotional experience feels like missing the point.

Do you also get mad when a doctor says Occipital Hematoma or an engineer says collateral load?

Wait, I think I figured out why that pattern looks familiar. One little tweak...

“Hurk really isn’t enjoyable to be around. The idea of Hurk though, I like. The idea of a fun and exciting character who is all about big action packed missions is a solid idea. But the execution of Hurk is just the worst. Part of the problem is that since his appearance he hasn’t really changed.”

I think the video evidence proves he is most definitely touchable.

This team really is committed to illegally getting stuff released from their balls.

Eh, the only one really catching my attention is the root beer...

Petty AF to put “No L.A.” right on the dang jersey tho.

I’m just glad for him that he landed inside the arena.

Unfortunately the sobriety test they used was the Wonderlic exam.

That’s what he syed.

Some people would be ashamed they need things dumbed down for them because they have low reading skill and aren’t gamers.

To be fair, it says right there on the back of the truck “DODGE”.

Fuschia Dunlop, a British woman who writes Chinese cookbooks is 100% an Agatha Christie character. 

“The best course of action is for everyone involved to be honest. You should be clear about how long you think it’ll take the rest of your party to arrive. You should be honest if they’re not coming.”

Ummm ... I think you mean Desert Sand Mica. #corrections