Why doesn’t this review the downright predatory amount of microtransactions, the fact that you can’t have more than one character, and the fact that editing your character costs money? The abysmal PC performance? Not to mention a premium mobile game type currency to do things like hire pawns? Honestly this is just…

Man you can’t even find that shit online anymore without trying to navigate the Wayback Machine. Fuckin internet sucks now.

To this day that’s the first thing I think of when I see TGI’s come up.

The purpose of this article was to discuss how corporations cutting costs have affected the taste of foods, not their nutritional quality. Health is always important to keep in mind, but it is not the only notable thing about food to discuss. If you are so health-conscious as to insert your opinion where the topic was…

“Automation is bad because it’s threatening a white collar job in the arts”, brought to you by writers who doesn’t mind taking part in the online blogging arena which set fire to countless blue collar jobs.

You guys don’t actually give a crap about automation, not really. You’ve never complained about it on this scale…

You try serving squid ink pasta with vodka sauce next to a pumpkin shaped pizza with a face on it to a bunch of kids  and see which wins out.

Oh, I understand. You’ve got plenty of experience conveying your assholedom, and you practice often to keep your skills sharp. No one is mistakenly thinking you’re a good or decent person, don’t worry.

I read your entire (short) comment. You said nothing anywhere about being instructed to do so by the owner, so in fact you implied you did this on your own.  

The bravado of the kicker “GO NUTS WITH YOUR ORDER”, well, it just makes you look like an asshole considering, again, you said nothing about the owner asking you…

Man, those employees must really hate you. It is nowhere near your job to “review/test reactivity and resourcefulness” in anyone. Please stop being a dick to fast food/retail employees.

It’s in no way inscrutable. If you built a 6 player game like this one you would end up with everyone but the rogue being bored while exploring, everyone but the player who spec’d in persuasion being bored whenever there was interaction with NPCs, etc. The only time everyone was busy would be in combat, which would…

Intercessions are absolutely a key to this matchup. Whoever wins the turnover battle, wins the game.

Man that dude reminds me of Stephen Miller.

Looking forward to the first team who votes for these proposals to have to submit their emails to the NBA league office.

How does a blog about the Washington RB situation written by Chris Thompson not mention Washington RB Chris Thompson?

It’s kind of telling that he says he’s been doing this for fifteen years.  You forget how much damage a rookie has exposed himself to already.

Jezebel’s relationship to Hilary Clinton has reached that awkward adolescent stage where Jezebel has realized Mom has her own friends and is actually kind of fun and doesn’t exist purely to meet Jezebel’s ever-changing emotional needs. Jez would like Hilary to go away and stop embarrassing Jez while simultaneously…

The Philadelphia Inquirer is reporting a city-wide shortage of batteries at local convenience stores. 

After all these years, the fine folks at the Gizmodo Media help desk are going to reunite me with my estranged father! This is the best day of my life!!!

They can find his dad?