RIP Caity Weaver’s 14 hour endless appetizer writeup.

Just to expound on the “train to Spain”, there is a town in Georgia (the state, not the country) named Spain, about seven hours’ drive from Florence.

You can’t remember what you weren’t alive for. I’m pretty sure that Spongebob and House of Mouse represent some of the author’s earliest memories as a child, and Seinfeld was in much heavier syndication than SbtB and 90210.

“It will be a feedback process so transparent you’ll swear it isn’t even there.”

The dish around here that most often gets served with raspberry sauce is a Monte Cristo sandwich, so I thought I’d try our local Cheddar’s. Checking the menu online, though, reveals that instead of mozzarella sticks, they serve Wisconsin cheese bites (breaded curds of cheddar). Oh, well.

It had better fall off easily. I’m not buying my food at a place called EGGDROP if the eggs don’t, in fact, drop.

I find it deeply unsatisfying that in an article featuring soda and snack combos, not a single pairing includes the snack Combos.

Finney has reportedly been considering opening an account for her panaderia on OnlyFlans.

The upper Midwest has a huge number of variations on a basic fruit salad recipe that’s essentially chopped apples, bananas, and marshmallows in a dressing of Miracle Whip thinned out with a little milk. Regional variations add grapes, orange slices, pineapple (exotic!), Cool Whip (?), or Snickers bars (??) to the mix.…

Which is money he doesn’t need. All he’ll do is spend it on preposterous stuff like Crab Rangoon, things of that nature.

The real question is how Sigourney Weaver would have fared on Designing Women.

Chili’s: We’ve been testing our secret sauce for over a year!

Let’s be honest here: my guess, based on the available evidence, is that Mr. Bean is a bit more cerebral than Mitchell.

Because when you need to cast an heiress whose family is worth billions of dollars, you cast a Method actress.

V: “I’m not picking Valiant.”

Years ago, when I was a single 20-something with a high tolerance for junk food and no kitchen or equipment to speak of, I had a quick lemon cream pie recipe that took about 30 seconds to make. Take a jar of lemon curd from the store (about 10 oz), mix it with a tub of Cool Whip, and fill a graham cracker crust.…

The unfortunate part is that this charge obscures that he’d actually been engaging in human trafficking, beginning with noted actor Michael Caine.

The sad part here is that what the bakery was trying to achieve by making the horn edible was so much in the spirit of why a handmade cake is so special, and speaking from experience, a unicorn horn is quite a bit harder than it appears at first glance. That’s why you see so many unicorn cakes looking like the one on…

Yeah, but they didn’t fire the guy that decided they didn’t have to fire the guy before they decided they did have to fire the guy.

“They do?  Better fix that.” - Paradox Interactive