For what it’s worth, I agree with you. In a battle between the Astros and Nats’ third starters, the Astros’ ace has a decided edge over the Brewers’ #4 pitcher.

Could be worse. Dennis Johnson looks like he’s wearing Groucho Marx glasses, and isn’t going to look any different no matter what posture he adopts.

I thought you had to be shot in the face by Danny Glover for that to happen.

We all knew this kind of anarchy would reign once Barry Cake abdicated.

The Astros and Yankees are likely better than the Nationals, but so were the Dodgers.  They’ve certainly got good enough starting pitching to win.

No, he’s saying you would only choose to attempt a free kick at the end of a half, because if time is not about to expire, it makes more sense to run plays from scrimmage.

They did get lucky a couple of times. Unfortunately, they paid lucky twice what it was worth and then lucky went on the DL with a torn ligament, malingered for a year, and then got released after telling everyone on Twitter how terrible the defensive coordinator was.

I think we’re underestimating the real heroes for Washington in this situation - Dan Snyder and Bruce Allen. By concentrating the suckiness of DC sports into a fiery black hole, they make it possible for other area teams like the Caps, Nats, and Mystics to have a window where success, while not assured, is possible.

Remember, one year of coaching the Redskins was enough to kill Vince Lombardi. Jay Gruden’s survival skills cannot be underestimated.

Oh, you can attribute the change to the Divine, but deep down we know that it’s the toxoplasmosis.

Oh, you can attribute the change to the Divine, but deep down we know that it’s the toxoplasmosis.

“Yes, I misused the term ‘concussion’ in my earlier statement. That’s to be expected, though.  Lots of people mix up words and misuse them after suffering a concussion.”

Genderbent LotR confirmed!

Yep. 73 years old and he’ll just walk into a room and start belting the chorus out. His previous hits include “Elvira”, “Desperado”, and the Chili’s “Baby Back Ribs” jingle.

Yeah, my dad has “Thunder” stuck in his head.  Imagine Dragons sucks.

Shaky parm makes a good post-serve topping for any pizza with a little too much pizza grease. 

Looking at that screenshot, I can’t figure out whether Steve Young is the Bobby Flay of the NFL, or if Bobby Flay is the Food Network’s Steve Young.

“We’re here tonight for an epic battle between Indiana and Milwaukee. The Bucks will be a bit shorthanded tonight, with Giannis Antetokounmpo, his brother Thanasis, Dragan Bender, and Ersan Ilyasova all deported this morning by ICE. Oddly, Pat Connaughton was also shipped out of the country for his ‘dirty, dirty Irish…

If only because all communication will be in Comic Sans.

“Please, Rich Paul, stop calling. I realize that we WANT to give your client $100 million, but we can’t set it up now, because we’ll have to pay a 10% fee on top of that for tampering. We’ll just have to wait another six months to talk to you and hope nobody else ponies up that 10%.”

Peter Wolf or Billy Squier.