Ooh. An assistant coach is getting punched tonight for sure.

Heartbreaking.  Shouldn’t these schools write clauses into the contract that specify the smaller schools aren’t allowed to win?

For that matter, how does a blog about the Washington RB situation featuring injury news not mention Chris Thompson?

But that interferes with my AD&D campaign, “THAC0 Thursdays”.

We can at least take solace in the fact that his film was judged “slightly less impressive than the latest movie from the guy that helmed Road Trip.”

So, the money from this fine is paid not to a victims’ fund, but to the Department of Education?  Makes sense that the only person to profit from this whole sad situation is Betsy DeVos.

But even even EVEN worse than that is when you walk into any brewery out in Arizona and there’s 18 outdoor bros wearing this hat and you think to yourself “Wow, Greg Norman’s clothing line is doing better than I thought” because you’re completely unfamiliar with Patagonia since you’re actually just on vacation from…

Except on Tuesdays. Then está muerto para ti.

The reason Hope Solo never tried out for the NFL is probably due to the elevated injury risk.

I mean, I’m pretty sure a bigger reason is that the Pats won it 15 years ago.

Not every NFL quarterback can have the career longevity of RG3.

What is “David Tracy and the Rusted-Out Road Trip”?

So what if he tried to hit Hyde?  He’d have like an 81.7% chance of missing anyway.

Depends on what you like to drink.

Seventeen measly days in Washington and now he’s just another mediocre white guy working for Russia.

In the spirit of reciprocity, Rep. Omar should offer to sign Sen. Paul up with a lawn service.

His secret is that he’s been living with former NBA journeyman Shelden Williams, but for years has had a crush on Penny Hardaway, who lives across the hall.

I didn’t even know Sam Presti was married to Piper Perri.

Why on earth does the president of the Seattle Supersonics fan club live in Virginia with a Georgia-based cell number?