His secret is that he’s been living with former NBA journeyman Shelden Williams, but for years has had a crush on Penny Hardaway, who lives across the hall.

I didn’t even know Sam Presti was married to Piper Perri.

Why on earth does the president of the Seattle Supersonics fan club live in Virginia with a Georgia-based cell number?

Well, this should at least satisfy the purists who for years complained about baseball analysts judging players like Addison Russell, Odubel Hererra, and Roberto Osuna without having the benefit of personal experience.

Jurassic Park. My grandmother was killed in a car accident a week prior to the opening of the film, and I was the only family member living in town when the accident occurred. When the time came post-accident to go to the junkyard and try to salvage personal effects, retrieval of the license plate, etc., it fell to…

I imagine the penalty for Richie was so light because he explained to the league office that he just wanted to honor his dad as his hero, like Ted Williams.

If so, maybe the best thing to do is to have a talkk with the manager at a time that is not busy (like 3ish) and ask if there’s any way to perhaps add tiered pricing for salads and/or sides offered ala carte, as you love the restaurant, but don’t feel it has enough meat free options.

But a happy day for the New York Post, who could pen the headline:

I think what we’re all really more scared of is a world in which we look enough like our driver’s license photos that we match on facial recognition software.

Seven dollars’ worth of (Gruyere) cheese for two slices of bread is a little out of my price range.

The good news is that if the Nationals can just squeeze another 220 innings out of Sean Doolittle this year, the pen might be all right.

This is just part of a long term strategy for the Wizards. Having drafted Hachimura, now they can find out from him just which talent evaluators he’s spoken with and worked out for, find out which of those guys need jobs, and boom! - they hire that guy to be the new GM, having already done his due diligence and being…

The bottom half-inch or so on the cheek is eyeblack.

My favorite part of this story is the fact that the league made Scherzer wear eye black because they felt hitters might be at a disadvantage staring at Scherzer’s face during at bats.

“I like to call it the Kim Jong-Eww.”

At least this way I can vicariously experience what a Gilbert Arenas championship team would have looked like for the Wizards.

Yeah, that was Perfectly Idiotic. Or Perhaps Ill-considered. Or Pretty Irresponsible. Or Past Imbecilic. Or Perchance Illogical. Or Particularly Improper. Or Passingly Inconceivable. Or just Plainly Irrelevant.

He could be the next Matt Wieters!!!

And, of course, the followup comes once everybody has forgotten about this change, when Repubs make breathless claims about how SNAP recipients are just using their benefits to buy beef jerky and spray cheese, and so we need to cut/eliminate the whole program because it’s wasteful.  It’s all a con.