“Paging Doctors Krystal and Destiny to the burn unit...”

While this is a joke, I can absolutely imagine a healthcare startup desperate enough to move into the “walk in clinic but with Tilted Kilt-style nurse cosplay” space.

Nice.

It could be worse.  They could be run by the guys from Arby’s......oh, wait.

You can claim that Gase is looking at Manning for this position, but I’ve seen pictures - Gase has got his eye on everyone right now.

I also choose this guy’s ex.

It’s a shame ketamine is on the drugs of abuse list.  Four years in Sacramento would make anyone depressed enough to deserve a prescription.

ComeSailAway.com? Why are Glenn Beck and Bill O’Reilly glorifying a narrative where illegal aliens come to our country and pretend they’re perfect little angels?

Not being allowed to play on an NBA team will severely cut into his job prospects. His choice of clubs next year is down to the Suns, Knicks, or Wizards.

You can also hook them up to a powerline adapter Ethernet port, or even a cable run from the router into another room with dead spots for the WiFi. It’s easily possible, and desirable, to have a wired Internet connection more than six feet from the router.

That poor woman.  She mentioned the glasses, didn’t she?

Yes. Yes, they are.

It’s too bad they didn’t sign both Machado and Harper this offseason - that might have pushed them above .500.

All this adulation, and you can’t spare even a paragraph to praise her RPG and adventure game reviews?

Sadly, the promotion will be cut short as the Nationals call up the mascot to pitch out of the bullpen as their primary setup man.

It occurs to me that if we as Americans are going to trim all this fat from our spending budget, we’re going to need some help determining where to invest all this extra cash. I wonder if the Motley Fool would be willing to sell us investing advice for just $1496.99 a month.

To be fair, Trump doesn’t want to promote the idea that breaking the rules and impeding the performance of a rival might result in disqualification from whatever competition he might find himself in.

And if he did, what are you doing dating 17 year old girls, Gabe?