The good news is that if the Nationals can just squeeze another 220 innings out of Sean Doolittle this year, the pen might be all right.

This is just part of a long term strategy for the Wizards. Having drafted Hachimura, now they can find out from him just which talent evaluators he’s spoken with and worked out for, find out which of those guys need jobs, and boom! - they hire that guy to be the new GM, having already done his due diligence and being…

The bottom half-inch or so on the cheek is eyeblack.

My favorite part of this story is the fact that the league made Scherzer wear eye black because they felt hitters might be at a disadvantage staring at Scherzer’s face during at bats.

“I like to call it the Kim Jong-Eww.”

At least this way I can vicariously experience what a Gilbert Arenas championship team would have looked like for the Wizards.

Yeah, that was Perfectly Idiotic. Or Perhaps Ill-considered. Or Pretty Irresponsible. Or Past Imbecilic. Or Perchance Illogical. Or Particularly Improper. Or Passingly Inconceivable. Or just Plainly Irrelevant.

He could be the next Matt Wieters!!!

And, of course, the followup comes once everybody has forgotten about this change, when Repubs make breathless claims about how SNAP recipients are just using their benefits to buy beef jerky and spray cheese, and so we need to cut/eliminate the whole program because it’s wasteful.  It’s all a con.

“Paging Doctors Krystal and Destiny to the burn unit...”

While this is a joke, I can absolutely imagine a healthcare startup desperate enough to move into the “walk in clinic but with Tilted Kilt-style nurse cosplay” space.

It could be worse.  They could be run by the guys from Arby’s......oh, wait.

You can claim that Gase is looking at Manning for this position, but I’ve seen pictures - Gase has got his eye on everyone right now.

It’s a shame ketamine is on the drugs of abuse list.  Four years in Sacramento would make anyone depressed enough to deserve a prescription.

ComeSailAway.com? Why are Glenn Beck and Bill O’Reilly glorifying a narrative where illegal aliens come to our country and pretend they’re perfect little angels?

Not being allowed to play on an NBA team will severely cut into his job prospects. His choice of clubs next year is down to the Suns, Knicks, or Wizards.

You can also hook them up to a powerline adapter Ethernet port, or even a cable run from the router into another room with dead spots for the WiFi. It’s easily possible, and desirable, to have a wired Internet connection more than six feet from the router.

That poor woman.  She mentioned the glasses, didn’t she?