Yes. Yes, they are.

It’s too bad they didn’t sign both Machado and Harper this offseason - that might have pushed them above .500.

Sadly, the promotion will be cut short as the Nationals call up the mascot to pitch out of the bullpen as their primary setup man.

It occurs to me that if we as Americans are going to trim all this fat from our spending budget, we’re going to need some help determining where to invest all this extra cash. I wonder if the Motley Fool would be willing to sell us investing advice for just $1496.99 a month.

To be fair, Trump doesn’t want to promote the idea that breaking the rules and impeding the performance of a rival might result in disqualification from whatever competition he might find himself in.

And if he did, what are you doing dating 17 year old girls, Gabe?

I don’t know; it seems to me having to marry Joe Jonas is a pretty high price to pay already.

James should have never gone west.

If you’re going to one of those theaters where you order food and they serve it to you in the theater, don’t get the mozzarella sticks.

Meh, he’ll be back when the Bucs draft him in the third next year.

It’s a pretty good rant, but Mahomes has to play about three more seasons before you start sounding as dickish as Patriot fans whining about their misfortunes.  You’ll get there, though.  We can hate you in 2022.

The main telephone number for Indiana Elite Prep is also the number for Elite Lawn Mowing, a landscaping company in Richmond.

Hardly. The end result is causing other people to die to further your objectives.  We usually don’t sink to that level...despite the Cesar Sayocs and Larry Hopkins of the world.

You mean Ol’ Willie Simmons?

I’ll fight you, bro.  Matt’s serves the “Jucy Lucy”, which is clearly an entirely different burger.

“And we’ll call it....Pepsi Freestyle!”

Honestly, I’m taking a look at picking up some regular sized Reese’s, Dark Chocolate Godiva, Simply Caramel Milky Way, Heath bars, and Baby Ruths, and walking away from the explosion in slo-mo.

Well, he is a doctor.

And somewhere off to the sideline, Tom Wilson’s head snaps to attention and his left eye begins to emit a reddish glow...