Well, one of the reasons...

Maybe Rosenthal should try his hand at golf - Lord knows his pitching has been below par.

Good Lord, it’s like the Pelicans don’t want the Lakers to win a championship.

I look forward to Paul Pierce’s evaluation of Dirk’s career.

He really should leverage all his failures and just host a late night sports management call in show where he promotes monogamy.

Nothing to see here; just the Angels calling up their AAA mascot to the majors.  This really is what baseball is all about.

“IF”.

Playing an April Fools’ Day prank on the 2nd of April is textbook execution of #sowizards.  Ernie might not be gone after all. (kidding.  Yay!)

You should have read it underwater.

Operencia is also available on the Windows Game Store, for those who have only opened it once to confirm that it’s 98% mobile crap.  This is part of the 2%.

The headlines on Deadspin articless are always so mean and small. Deadspin should write more positive, uplifting stories, like:

More than anything else, this encapsulates the need for better healthcare services for patients who aren’t super-rich.  Given hospital waiting times, it’s doubtful that most of us would be out of the hospital, home and raping comfortably just six hours after a major injury like that.

<came to make Arby's joke>

Who has the money to buy that much toilet paper?

How can pros expect Epic to create a whole mode just for them when it’s going to take the devs six months to crack the secret of shopping cart technology for the store?

Look, AAF, I don’t want to be unkind, but you folded seven weeks ago - you just haven’t figured it out yet.

Fahey, why are you sending Heather off to die?

The Nationals ban is specifically aimed at backpacks. It appears that purses, briefcases, soft sided coolers, diaper bags or any other shoulder bag that measures 16"x 16" by 8" or less is still okay, if this page is to be believed.

Ph’nglui mglw’nafh LaVar Chino Hills wgah’nagl fhtagn.

Anyway, if you gotta make GRAVY like you’re in the Goodfellas prison scene, I recommend the Scott Conant recipe linked here.