One nice thing about Hershey’s Kisses is that while small enough that impact does little to no actual damage, they have enough heft and structural integrity to make a fine projectile to hurl at your misbehaving child’s head from across the living room while still being so disposable that retrieval is unnecessary.

And out of curiosity, anyone know who I pissed off to get greyed again?

So conflicted here. I love detective stories, love solving mysteries, love story-based games. But in practice, I always buy them and then never end up playing them, because once I do, I’m done. It’s almost as if I’m happier knowing that I have a potential experience ahead of me, than a pleasant memory of the…

It’s right next door. Beto is just taking precautions.

“He’s really more of a tan, shading towards orange, supremacist.”

I’m outraged that Doordash pays its drivers so little that they have to play minor league ball to make ends meet.

Needs a Steam key option.

I mean, there’s still time.

It’s gotta be the shoes.

With all the broken legs, it may be that the horse’s feet not getting set in that place may actually be the problem.

I feel like you’re telling me that I’m taking my wife out to dinner tonight.

The worst part of that screencap is his haircut. If he’d just let it grow out, he’d be a lock for a sweet endorsement deal. “I’m Tress Way for TRESemme.”

A while back, a friend and I were out and decided to pick up some fried chicken. A Bush’s Chicken had opened up a couple months ago and my friend recommended that, so we went and got a 10-piece combo. At home, we open up the box to find...eight pieces. I told my friend we should go back and complain, but he demurred,…

I like to entertain the fiction that JaVale McGee was signed just so LeBron could point at him and tell the young players, “That’s how a champion acts.”

Is there anything that will let me do this one-handed, as I need to run the phone’s camera with the other hand?

Well, my childhood, for one, was raped.

From the looks of my “upcoming games” feed, Steam could fix a lot of both its shovelware problems and its community standards issues by just not allowing RPGMaker and Ren’py games.

I mean, how could you imply that she’s a replacement level broadcaster and not use the term “Mendoza line”???

Deadspin Readers Aren’t Even Pretending To Care That ESPN Isn’t Even Pretending To Care About Conflicts Of Interest Anymore

Like my wife hasn’t already called dibs.