Pretty sure the optimum office food is a nice chicken salad, with a side of coleslaw, and a squeeze bottle of Miracle Whip to just pour down your throat as a chaser.  Every office should have this.

I guess he just thought he was never going to survive unless he got a little carby.

Imagine Colin Cowherd stepping off a plane in Germany and immediately starting in on the sinister Turk. That’s Andrew Bogut.

Okay, so who had “ate an egg salad sandwich” in the “Why was Drew sick” pool?

Yes.  Yes, they would.  On the other hand, does ZeniMax Media seem like the type of company whose legal department would take actions that bolster the financial and legal aspects of the company at the expense of customer goodwill?  Possibly.  I could imagine that the team at SKSE would prefer to have control over…

Of course, if Skyrim Together has actually integrated SKSE’s code, then technically they’re asking to be given donations for SKSE’s work.

A ton of mods do, indeed, use the functionality of SKSE, and in general, that’s okay. There is a high degree of personal animus between SKSE and the Online team that goes into this fight, but the major problem is the claim that this particular project integrates the code from SKSE, uncredited, into a project that they…

Honestly, I’m just looking forward to a good Tepig blood pudding.

All of which is to say that the circumstances around Manziel’s sudden release are quite mysterious.

I remember visiting Sonic with my folks (for whom Sonic was an unknown chain) a while back and will never forget the look of bewilderment on the carhop’s face when my dad tipped her a couple bucks. I’ve got to think tipping is rare among regulars.

Please. Filthy disgusting? It’s not like the new corporate owner of Sonic is Arby’s.

The more Vlad Jr. plays now, the sooner he can get to free agency and not get signed by anyone.

Just spitballing here, but has GOG tried maybe creating a battle royale game that makes several million dollars a day, and then using those profits to bribe developers into only releasing games on their platform?  That seems to be a pretty good solution.

Can we just retweet these at Trump?

This would never happen to an RC truck.

“I mean, the haircut helps.”

Roast it, and cover it with bacon and cheese.

It’s poetic that a disgraced Christian pastor was hired by SBNation to run a Pirates fan site, since both watching the Pirates every day and dealing with the people that run SBNation often elicit the same response: “Jesus Christ, what a disgrace.”

Not satisfied with the addition of breaking, Nike is petitioning for the addition of the new sport, “ripping apart at the seams”.

Doesn’t compare to the stage that the Zion malfunction was just on.