The more Vlad Jr. plays now, the sooner he can get to free agency and not get signed by anyone.

Just spitballing here, but has GOG tried maybe creating a battle royale game that makes several million dollars a day, and then using those profits to bribe developers into only releasing games on their platform?  That seems to be a pretty good solution.

Can we just retweet these at Trump?

This would never happen to an RC truck.

“I mean, the haircut helps.”

Roast it, and cover it with bacon and cheese.

It’s poetic that a disgraced Christian pastor was hired by SBNation to run a Pirates fan site, since both watching the Pirates every day and dealing with the people that run SBNation often elicit the same response: “Jesus Christ, what a disgrace.”

Not satisfied with the addition of breaking, Nike is petitioning for the addition of the new sport, “ripping apart at the seams”.

Doesn’t compare to the stage that the Zion malfunction was just on.

Looks like we just found ourselves a UN Ambassador nominee.

Man, their stint with the Suicide Squad changed them.

Just based on the headline I’m kind of shocked he didn’t attend Duke.

Hey, now; that’s only a 23% chance of dying during a first term, and 48% of dying during a second.  Plus, there’s less than a one in three chance of Bernie becoming senile during that time.  No reason to worry, at all.

I didn’t even know Michael Waltrip had caught a ride this year.

It’s such a tough position for Trump to fill that he’s requiring potential applicants to have both a Mar-A-Lago membership AND book a 3-night stay at the Trump Ambassador Hotel.

Geez, why such a cheapskate?

Oh god, look at that.

It’s just self-preservation for the Toronto market. The last time a Canadian team had a Vladimir Guerrero on it, the franchise collapsed and moved once he left. This is the only way to ensure we don’t see the Blue Jays move to North Carolina for the 2027 season.

I mean, just because Zinke isn’t allowed to lobby the Trump administration, that doesn’t mean he can’t, right?

After reading articles like this, I’m reminded of what my grandfather used to say.