I remember Frank Bolick playing third base for the Expos in the first home game the Colorado Rockies ever played, in Mile High Stadium, in 1993. Bolick had three errors in the game, which led our group of fans to give him the nickname “Sarge” to commemorate the E5 we kept seeing on the scoreboard.

Fuck Tom Brady with a 5 pound beefsteak and drown him in generic ketchup.

“It’s technically a 10-point plan.” - Ted Leonsis

Your error is in assuming this team was ever raveled. How did this team go from 2nd round playoff darling to dumpster fire? Paul Pierce left. That’s it. No mystery. Now all that remains is to see if they trade Beal for Allen Crabbe and Jared Dudley, and maybe a 2024 second.

You might think that Trump could get his funds for the wall from Ernie Grunfeld, but Wizards fans know that no matter how many mistakes Ernie makes, Ted’s never going to make him pay.

Whenever there’s Wizards news, it’s a safe bet Bad JuJu is involved.

Those “LeBron’s gonna trade you” chants are looking like a ray of hope right about now, aren’t they, Mr. Ingram?

It works with pretty much any flavor ice cream , and any breadstuff (as long as it doesn’t have an onion topping).

Reruns of Trauma: Life in the ER can only hold a person’s attention for so long.

On the bright side for him, if he can just keep this up and never get his leg healthy enough to play again, Washington is set to offer him a nine-figure deal.

ESPN reports that Goldbloom’s death is the third reported instance in MLB’s history of a fan being killed by a ball that left the field of play, and the first since 1970.

The last thing LaVar Ball needs is to be around more Suns that don’t play basketball well.

Anytime I hear about players breaking Super Bowl records, I stop for a moment to remember Timmy Smith, and then reflect on the fact that 53 years of Super Bowls takes us into Week 4 of a typical NFL regular season.

Challenge accepted.  Now where’s that Miracle Whip?...

Given that this is the only day this year the Super Bowl will be played, yes, this would be the perfect time to do that. :)

I can relate to this because my father, too, would never want me to play for the Celtics. However, in my case, I suspect it’s because he had money riding on a Boston win.

So the path forward for the Knicks is to tank and draft the best player in college this season, and then surround him with older, veteran players who can teach him the fundamentals of winning basketball, by instituting a rigid system of play. And you’re telling me Porzingis isn’t on board with these Protocols of the…

Thank goodness this naming controversy doesn’t look like it will derail the new gaming console I’m marketing, the PlaeyStation 4.

I’d say this was at least within the spirit of the rules, as Favarin was able to avoid using his hands in the attack.

This just in: three Republican Senators are proposing lowering the capital gains tax to 0%.