Man, their stint with the Suicide Squad changed them.

Just based on the headline I’m kind of shocked he didn’t attend Duke.

Hey, now; that’s only a 23% chance of dying during a first term, and 48% of dying during a second.  Plus, there’s less than a one in three chance of Bernie becoming senile during that time.  No reason to worry, at all.

I didn’t even know Michael Waltrip had caught a ride this year.

It’s such a tough position for Trump to fill that he’s requiring potential applicants to have both a Mar-A-Lago membership AND book a 3-night stay at the Trump Ambassador Hotel.

Geez, why such a cheapskate?

four-horned [...] unicorns

Oh god, look at that.

It’s just self-preservation for the Toronto market. The last time a Canadian team had a Vladimir Guerrero on it, the franchise collapsed and moved once he left. This is the only way to ensure we don’t see the Blue Jays move to North Carolina for the 2027 season.

I mean, just because Zinke isn’t allowed to lobby the Trump administration, that doesn’t mean he can’t, right?

After reading articles like this, I’m reminded of what my grandfather used to say.

I remember Frank Bolick playing third base for the Expos in the first home game the Colorado Rockies ever played, in Mile High Stadium, in 1993. Bolick had three errors in the game, which led our group of fans to give him the nickname “Sarge” to commemorate the E5 we kept seeing on the scoreboard.

Fuck Tom Brady with a 5 pound beefsteak and drown him in generic ketchup.

“It’s technically a 10-point plan.” - Ted Leonsis

Your error is in assuming this team was ever raveled. How did this team go from 2nd round playoff darling to dumpster fire? Paul Pierce left. That’s it. No mystery. Now all that remains is to see if they trade Beal for Allen Crabbe and Jared Dudley, and maybe a 2024 second.

You might think that Trump could get his funds for the wall from Ernie Grunfeld, but Wizards fans know that no matter how many mistakes Ernie makes, Ted’s never going to make him pay.

Whenever there’s Wizards news, it’s a safe bet Bad JuJu is involved.

Those “LeBron’s gonna trade you” chants are looking like a ray of hope right about now, aren’t they, Mr. Ingram?

It works with pretty much any flavor ice cream , and any breadstuff (as long as it doesn’t have an onion topping).

Reruns of Trauma: Life in the ER can only hold a person’s attention for so long.