On the bright side for him, if he can just keep this up and never get his leg healthy enough to play again, Washington is set to offer him a nine-figure deal.

I’d like the new character to be revealed as Calvin Trager, who just wants to buy SHIELD and keep it running under his corporate banner, Quo Vadimus.

ESPN reports that Goldbloom’s death is the third reported instance in MLB’s history of a fan being killed by a ball that left the field of play, and the first since 1970.

The last thing LaVar Ball needs is to be around more Suns that don’t play basketball well.

I don’t know anything about this upcoming film, but I’d watch Keegan Michael-Key kick Tim Allen in the head for hours.

Anytime I hear about players breaking Super Bowl records, I stop for a moment to remember Timmy Smith, and then reflect on the fact that 53 years of Super Bowls takes us into Week 4 of a typical NFL regular season.

Challenge accepted.  Now where’s that Miracle Whip?...

I think a key piece of infrastructure that would have to be present is some kind of Post-It note to write the password down on.

Even more amazing is that they had to realize what using that white door would mean for Twilight Zone fans.

Given that this is the only day this year the Super Bowl will be played, yes, this would be the perfect time to do that. :)

If I recall, the biggest ad buys front-load in the first half in case the game is a blowout and everyone tunes out after halftime.

Bruce: So, these various strains of intestinal flora...

I can relate to this because my father, too, would never want me to play for the Celtics. However, in my case, I suspect it’s because he had money riding on a Boston win.

So the path forward for the Knicks is to tank and draft the best player in college this season, and then surround him with older, veteran players who can teach him the fundamentals of winning basketball, by instituting a rigid system of play. And you’re telling me Porzingis isn’t on board with these Protocols of the…

Somehow this seems like a job for Seth Rogen and James Franco.

Thank goodness this naming controversy doesn’t look like it will derail the new gaming console I’m marketing, the PlaeyStation 4.

I’d say this was at least within the spirit of the rules, as Favarin was able to avoid using his hands in the attack.

This just in: three Republican Senators are proposing lowering the capital gains tax to 0%.

Upon learning that Osaka turned into a robot, Japanese anime producers rededicated their commitment to accurately portraying her appearance in future projects.

You make her sound like Guy Fieri.