On the bright side for him, if he can just keep this up and never get his leg healthy enough to play again, Washington is set to offer him a nine-figure deal.

ESPN reports that Goldbloom’s death is the third reported instance in MLB’s history of a fan being killed by a ball that left the field of play, and the first since 1970.

The last thing LaVar Ball needs is to be around more Suns that don’t play basketball well.

Anytime I hear about players breaking Super Bowl records, I stop for a moment to remember Timmy Smith, and then reflect on the fact that 53 years of Super Bowls takes us into Week 4 of a typical NFL regular season.

Challenge accepted.  Now where’s that Miracle Whip?...

Given that this is the only day this year the Super Bowl will be played, yes, this would be the perfect time to do that. :)

I can relate to this because my father, too, would never want me to play for the Celtics. However, in my case, I suspect it’s because he had money riding on a Boston win.

So the path forward for the Knicks is to tank and draft the best player in college this season, and then surround him with older, veteran players who can teach him the fundamentals of winning basketball, by instituting a rigid system of play. And you’re telling me Porzingis isn’t on board with these Protocols of the…

Thank goodness this naming controversy doesn’t look like it will derail the new gaming console I’m marketing, the PlaeyStation 4.

I’d say this was at least within the spirit of the rules, as Favarin was able to avoid using his hands in the attack.

This just in: three Republican Senators are proposing lowering the capital gains tax to 0%.

Upon learning that Osaka turned into a robot, Japanese anime producers rededicated their commitment to accurately portraying her appearance in future projects.

You make her sound like Guy Fieri.

The rush of excitement that happens in a sports sim when these connections are made is palpable. I was visiting family a few years ago when my aunt mentioned one of my cousins who had been drafted to play pro baseball. I was able to load the previous year’s edition of Out of the Park Baseball and pull up his player…

But that in no way excuses the weekend last year where she murdered that vicar with a sharpened bamboo shoot.

The timeout must have worked, as the Spurs went on a 132-117 run after stopping the Wizards’ momentum.

Next week, read about how adding butter and bacon can pump up the flavor of your vegan meals!

Desperate circumstances like these are the whole reason you stash a few hundred thousand away in the Caymans at tax time.  It’s not Trump’s fault the 99%’s shady accountants have failed them.

People say that this shutdown is destroying them, but Lara Trump knows that people just have to get past their aversion to dipping into capital for a few weeks.

Necco used to produce 8 billion (with a “b”) candy hearts every year, or 100,000 pounds’ worth.