The rush of excitement that happens in a sports sim when these connections are made is palpable. I was visiting family a few years ago when my aunt mentioned one of my cousins who had been drafted to play pro baseball. I was able to load the previous year’s edition of Out of the Park Baseball and pull up his player…

But that in no way excuses the weekend last year where she murdered that vicar with a sharpened bamboo shoot.

The timeout must have worked, as the Spurs went on a 132-117 run after stopping the Wizards’ momentum.

Next week, read about how adding butter and bacon can pump up the flavor of your vegan meals!

Desperate circumstances like these are the whole reason you stash a few hundred thousand away in the Caymans at tax time.  It’s not Trump’s fault the 99%’s shady accountants have failed them.

People say that this shutdown is destroying them, but Lara Trump knows that people just have to get past their aversion to dipping into capital for a few weeks.

Necco used to produce 8 billion (with a “b”) candy hearts every year, or 100,000 pounds’ worth.

It’s not a real Taco Bell birthday unless that cake was frosted with a caulk gun.

If it weren’t vegetarian, they wouldn’t call it “tossing salad”.

Just leave the ring on the table...it’s not like you’ll need it.

They say the most exciting play in St. Louis baseball is a Yadier Molina triple into the left field corner - most of the excitement comes from seeing if Molina can beat it out for a single.

At least it’s on sale for half price in Double XP’s world.

“Everything is Awesome” was a bonafied hit

There’s different levels of “give a shit”, I think. Only the top 3 tiers of league are professional; the fourth is semi-pro, and everything below that are amateur regional leagues run by individual German states. By the time you get down to the 11th division or so, you’re looking at what in America might be city rec…

Thirteenth division, in that part of Germany. If I’m reading this map correctly, the 6th tier league to which Cloppenburg might be relegated is the Landesliga Weser-Ems.

The CGI in this is amazing. He looks just like Vin Diesel.

Phrases that have no place in an Alex Ovechkin article: “this feels a bit more, uh, sober”.

When the concept of instant replay is that referees are able to correct mistakes on the field through more complete access to information about the play, it seems wrong to try to remedy replay’s flaws by limiting or eliminating some of that information.  Either a) accept the time it takes to make a call, b) urge refs…

I once went out with a girl who gave me the advice, “If you ever date a girl who once waited tables, remember that being a good tipper might not get you laid, but being a bad tipper definitely won’t.”

Portis has a legit claim. I know I, for one, would have a hard time refraining from injuring Portis on purpose if the opportunity arose.