So, Gabe, what bet did you lose to Laura Wagner?

Commenting on sports websites has always been an exercise in literary masturbation, anyway.

The real question is, how long could Caity Weaver hold out?

Pay the man, Shirley.

I’m reasonably certain that several members of Alabama’s defense realized sometime this week that a dominant performance tonight would have meant that they were going to get picked by Washington in the draft, and this was the quickest way to avoid it.

It worked for the cast of Glee.

I am frankly disgusted that Naughty Dog has apparently invented time travel and instead of sharing their discovery with the world, they use it to jaunt into the future and rip off movie posters.

My solution to this dilemma:

This device just got my identity stolen even more frequently.

This device just got my identity stolen even more frequently.

Jesus.  Imagine how messed up he’d be if she didn’t have such a naive and charitable worldview regarding her fellow man.

I realize we never actively root for injury, but is it wrong that I enjoyed seeing Alonso’s head hit the turf and bounce?

If we continue to allow receivers to act as quarterbacks and quarterbacks to act as receivers, we run the risk of confusing Kiko Alonso so much that he has no idea who to spear.

I have no problems whatsoever referring to the man from here on out as “Paul R. ‘Stolen Election’ LePage.” I have a hunch that if the moniker caught on widely, he’d probably regret the public linking his name quite so heavily to the concept. So let’s do this. Let’s make the words “Stolen Election” a reflex to come to…

I don’t believe you, but that’s because I never trust a man with one last name four times.

There are more than four teams in the NFL.

“And that, children, is how Kotaku became Tumblr.”

Breaking News: Person Who Hacked Drew Magary’s Twitter Account Makes Outrageous Claims

Obligatory ‘Hey, isn’t that the guy that got picked with the first-rounder the Wizards gave up in that deal?’ #fireErnie

I mean, the story was literally, ‘I remember this one time when Drew could eat solid food by himself.  I love that guy.’

I’m sure you could; I would, however, take note that in Alton’s recipe you linked, the ginger snaps are spread on the surface of the ham, mixing with the mustard and brown sugar to make kind of a bark that never penetrates the surface, while in a ham ball recipe, that ginger taste would permeate the entire meatball.…