The nice thing about excavating a 4000 year old boardgame is that if you accidentally destroy the artifact with your tools you can pass the damage off as “Hounds and Jackals Legacy”.

“Throw that knife in the air.  I’ma see if I can catch it with my throat.”

<sniffs> No Washington Bullet stench.  Checks out as Horace.

My mother in law gave me terrible presents while I was dating her daughter. One year I got a sock. Not two; just one. (She later found the other sock, but really?) Another year I got a wallet, but the pockets to hold cards were so loose that every time I tried to use it, all the contents would spill out onto the…

Cool. Now that they’ve taken the Infinity Blade out of Fortnite, they can put it back on the App Store for iOS users.

In the eyes of Kotaku, it is fundamentally irrelevant to note what platform a game comes out for until it’s time to hype its Switch release two years later.

The bizarre thing is that when you actually look at the award-winning recipe, it has more than 1100 mg of sodium per serving already (probably mostly from the frozen waffles). It takes powerful magic to come up with a dish that has half your recommended salt and still comes off as underseasoned.

When I saw the still in the video embed above, my first thought - first hope, really - was that Shitty had “injured” Drew on a Tom Wilson-style hit and the entire weeklong media blackout from Drew was everyone at Deadspin committing to the bit.

I assume he was tapped to be Trump’s new chief of staff.

So, Final Fantasy and the Sims 3 take place in the same world?

I’m just glad that the wait is over and Washington will finally be featured as “Ass Team of the Week”.  Coulda been after the Colts loss...or the Saints blowout...or the Falcons blowout.  But this week, it seems earned.

Meh, you watch enough Cardinals games, you tend to forget what happens when a touchdown gets scored. Let’s say the play that doesn’t get reviewed is a tackle at the 1.

Well, now we all have no recourse but to root for the Falcons to win by four points on an early fourth quarter Julio Jones TD that clearly would have been called back if the Packers had challenged.

Ground pork is almost universally available; I believe that ground cured ham is uncommon outside the Upper Midwest.

I don’t know why you’re mystified at the inclusion of graham crackers in the dish. Breadcrumbs are a common binder in beef/pork meatballs; it just happens that the slightly sweet and nutty graham crackers play off the ham in the meatball better than panko or saltines.

A great way to curb snacking and enforce portion control is to only buy and cook foods you don’t like to eat.  Nobody ever got fat snacking on beets and liver before dinner.

Well, okay, not easily, but still.

Locksley’s 2-26 record coaching the Lobos is a big red flag here, as a truly competent head coach could have easily coaxed a 5-23 record out of those squads.

It took them longer than usual to rule out lupus.

Has no one considered that part of the problem with his jump shot might be that the 800 jumpers he was taking every day in practice were apparently conducted in jeans, while on his knees?