My father got taken by a variation of the scam that started as a telemarketing call. A scammer called up purporting to be from my father’s ISP, telling him that they have “upgraded the lines” in his area and offering to double his speed for an additional $5 per month.  When the victim says “yes”, the scammer proceeds…

Yeah, how hard would it have been for him to put the game’s website into the middle of the second paragraph of his comment or something?

Well, last week, the officials gave the impression that it was okay for Dallas to do that when they didn’t flag the Jordan Reed hit, so really, it would have been unfair to the Cowboys for the officials to send mixed messages and call it dirty.

I don’t need no one’s ass and dick and balls in my face.

Seems odd that a guy like Dilfer couldn’t manage to enjoy the game.

Piatek was later heard to tell his new teammates, “At least we don’t have that slow-ass Kevin Ellison on our team, right?”

Man, you really hate Peoria.

This is terrible for Smith, but on the bright side, this is a perfect opportunity to sign a quarterback who’s out of the league right now, and has been involved in his share of controversy, but could really turn a team around with his level of play.

DeGrom must be able to summon storms*.

“I sure am glad folks like Action on Sugar are looking out for me and banning 1200 calorie milkshakes. So serve me up one of those 400 calorie shakes. Actually, you know what? Give me three of them.”

New YouTube channel idea:

Well, I see he likes to cover the window area of his vehicle with large political messages, voted for Trump, and as an Army veteran probably has a passing familiarity with IEDs. Just the sort of person Democrats can rally around.

As an aside, if Lil’Jordan Humphrey is 6'4"  I kinda want to know how tall Big’Jordan Humphrey is.

<gently> He was actually able to stop dunking just fine. The image in the header is just a looping clip - it’s showing the same moment over and over, not actually condemning him to repeat his actions for all eternity. I hope this sets your mind at ease.

It must be said, however, that the smell was a pleasant change from the dumpster smoke that usually suffuses the arena.

“I bet he is.” - Art Schlichter

Well, it’ll be a while before I eat any more Jif placenta butter.

Americans would never stand for a system in which the entirety of the playing cadre was turned over every three or four years. It’s ludicrous to even think they’d fill 80,000 seat stadiums every Saturday to watch it.

A shoutout to what may be the most difficult PlayStation game ever, SingStar Queen, a game whose sole purpose is to grade how well you, yes, you, can match Freddie Mercury note for note. Spoiler Alert: you can’t.

I remember an amusing (read: horrible) interview with Vanilla Ice on MTV at the height of Ice Ice Baby’s popularity where he patiently explained that he was not ripping off Under Pressure. His defense?