What you call a problem, I call an opportunity.

I don’t blame this guy.  I blame his parents, Mr. and Mrs. Zero, for thinking “Patient” was a good first name for a boy.

Look, Fultz is never going to gain confidence without regular playing time. You need to have him in there 36-38 minutes a game, every game. Plus, the only way he’s going to get that mojo back is through repetition. Get that usage% up. In fact, I think neither Simmons nor Embiid should be allowed to shoot the ball when…

I’ve got a feeling that this guy isn’t going to call or text her, and will fail to reply back to any voicemails or texts she leaves for him.

Let’s just be honest here: the Giants should have traded Eli Manning for Peterman.  It’s a win for both sides: Manning’s efficiency goes up as he’s not stuck behind New York’s putrid OL, and Peterman’s efficiency goes up by taking 10-yard sacks every play instead of trying to pass the ball.

I figure I’ve got to save that much mojo to wish away Pence in the event that the House goes blue and figures out some other way to oust the cantaloupe in thief.

Okay, but I’m still going to give the credit to my magic wishing stone.

Apparently, Virginia is for colon lovers.

The Browns were on a pace to win five times as many games this season as the last two years combined. Of course Cleveland would want to turn that around.

I certainly hope the three male directors she worked with at age 19-20 who she’s NOT claiming acted inappropriately appreciate the work she’s doing by not ruining the life of the fourth guy.

While I realize that the slam on Trump is what makes this blogworthy, I’m wondering if I’m the only one out here that thinks those menu choices for the other politicians are just plain uninspired? I mean, I’m sure that anything Ina cooks is lovely, but all of those dishes are things that are local favorites in the…

pretty sexist to question the age of a 28 year old female journalist

You can tell the guy’s a monster because he has a US Soccer sticker on his window.

At the very least, he could have seen how many first rounders the Rockets would have offered.

“It’s an idea, but you guys get stuck with Oklahoma.”

Looks like Embiid awkwardly fell to the ground five feet away from the wrong guy.

Heavy gloves to avoid blood-borne pathogens check out

I prefer my allergen-free approach to candy giving, which is to buy several bags of Snickers prior to the big night and then turn out the porch light. At the end of the evening, turn to my wife and say, “I guess no trick-or-treaters again this year! We’ll have to eat all this ourselves!” A decade later, and she still…

None of them can remember the phone number.

Really, we’re just refusing to wash our hands because we’re hoping the germ stench overpowers the taste of the five pounds of candy corn we just bought over the internet.