Look, Jimmy, I’m just saying, you’re not really embracing the whole “villain on your own team” schtick until you start chucking shots at your own basket during the game. Imagine the ink you’d get for scoring more points for the opponent than anyone on their own squad! You’d be controversial!! Any publicity is good…

That Vanderbilt player got hit so hard he’s going to have to transfer to Florida to pass any of his classes.

Does the technician get to affix a little sticker of a fighter jet to the outside of his toolbox now?

Sugar-Free Chick-O-Sticks.

At first I was appalled at the tendency of MLS teams to ape European naming conventions (DC United, Real Salt Lake, etc.), then I was amused, and now I fervently pray that the expansion club run by Precourt will be called “PSV Austin”.

At some point if I’m a pass rusher, I’m thinking, “I’m probably going to get a flag here no matter what I do. I should knock this guy out for the entire season and make this penalty count.”

I bet Jimmy Butler could turn this Kings team around.

32 oz of Toll House and a Z-pak from CVS will cost you less and taste better than that jar up there.

My cat doesn’t argue with this headline; he’s always been more of a Catsader Kings II kind of feline.

“Oh, so we HAVE to trade you by Friday? Pity the only takers look like they’ll be Atlanta or Sacramento. Miami? Nooo, I think it’ll take far more than four days to hammer out a trade to somewhere you want to go...”

It is breathtaking to imagine how the balance of power would have shifted had the Giants taken Gurley.

You can see clearly at 0:38 that Cousins comes down with all his weight onto Bennett. This absolutely should be a foul of roughing the rusher.

Luckily for Texas voters, one of the valid IDs is a card stating that you have a gun hidden somewhere on your person.

Please stay as far away from Billy Joel as possible.  I can’t handle an updated stanza of “We Didn’t Start the Fire”.

Wow. Sounds like the Capitals are getting pushed around. Have they ever thought about acquiring or developing a gritty, physical player that could intimidate the other team and maybe put a little fear into them? A player like that could be useful for the Caps right now.

I mean, to be fair, Bobby Portis was only 7 rebounds and 10 compound fractures of a teammate’s face away from a triple-double himself in that game.

Wow. His next three suspensions are going to be really harsh.

Apparently, my residence has been outed by HamNo. Don’t know how to feel about that.

Sure, you think that’s love you feel, but it might be the angina instead.