And the only reason they changed the name is because the vampires wanted to keep visitors from avoiding the city because they’d heard that Barrow had been infested by vampires.  It’s all a con.

Done. That ought to fix things.

Sadly, somewhere out there, Mark D’Amico and Katelyn McClure just had a light bulb go off over their heads and are in the midst of writing up a crowdfunding offer on behalf of Abercrombie. 

Looking at the box score, I see that Dwight Howard is in mid-season form, as well.

I remember buying Alter Ego when it first came out for the C64, or more accurately, convincing my parents to buy it for me because it was “educational”, rather than just a game.  In addition to the safe, respectable lives I led, I remember getting abducted as a child, and I think there was a scenario where you could…

Well, I guess that’s something.  I’ve played some of the 2K NBA games - 14 and 15, I think - and found that between the low stats you start with and also just generally not being good at the game, I could never earn enough currency to get good enough to earn any playing time.  I’d keep getting cut and trying out with…

My player is an 82 overall (I’ve never bought VC)

As much as Werth is still worth, sure.

Wow...that looked so painful that for a second Contreras must have thought he accidentally messaged Mia Khalifa again.

And that’s when Werth decided on a new career, returning to Philly as the gritty mascot of the Flyers.

Well, then, I guess I got a good deal on that voodoo curse I shelled out $150 for.

From what I’ve read, 4 out of 5 newspaper articles agree that the Colts were correct in calling for the 4th down play. But I guess you’re just going to blindly agree with whatever the fifth columnist thinks...

“Okay, we’re willing to lower our price for him to a third and a fifth.”

Kids: Don’t take risks, or you’ll wind up giving a terrible football team from Houston an end to their nine-game losing streak.

Every other player in the NHL uses the preseason to hone their skills; seems only fair to let Tom Wilson do the same. It just so happens that his skills are assault and sitting in the box.

Peppa Pig created and directed by Mark Baker and Neville Astley

I hope he heals up all right and can continue his career, but he really shouldn’t have been drinking and driving downfield.

So the issue is that Belichick thinks that McCain’s injury is Doubtful? Makes sense, since usually when Belichick fakes an injury, it shows up as Questionable on the report.

The report [...] did not mention the teachers’ names.

Recruit: “I’m interested in attending State Tech, but my AAU coach says I’ve got a good shot to go pro. Would it be possible to chat with some of the alumni of this school to discuss how this program prepares athletes for a pro career?”