The important lesson to learn is that while it is racist to crack a whip on a black hero, it is absolutely fine to perform a Coordinated Assault on them.

“In fact, when you think about it, it’s really the black player’s fault.  If he had just let a white boy play better, we wouldn’t be burning him in effigy.”

I don’t have time to read anything but the headline to this story, but I hope the NCAA punishes the Huskies severely for these violations.

“We wanted Ben Simmons because he’s the perfect player for us to groom. Since he missed a season, we think Thibs can play him 67 minutes a game this year and it’ll all average out.”

Poor Lindsey.  This all must be very upsetting and foreign to him, since he has no reference point for determining why a man might want to have sexual contact with a woman.

My first guess would probably be the life-saving Prednisone, but your commitment to measuring her lip width is admirable. 

Not a surprise. The Indianapolis Clowns haven’t played an exhibition in thirty years, and the youngest player on that team has to be pushing sixty now.

Believe me, if I thought it was safe, I’d tell you if you were right.

Jesus, putting in extra rehab and conditioning time for Thibs has to be kind of like running to Olivier for a root canal, right?

the suspect said to the staff that if someone wouldn’t let him in his room that he was going to shoot someone. Police said no gun was ever seen.

Way to fuck up the Browns draft position, Mayfield.

Be even nicer if they let the person that pitched them the concept have a role in the show rather than being kicked from the project because of their gender.

You forgot the part where the person they hired could have been eaten by a 30-foot tall aardvark. Regardless, if they didn’t man the kiosk, it’s odd to assert that “they chose not to man the kiosk” requires as much evidence to assume as “they chose to man the kiosk, and events conspired to thwart their plans, so they…

No; it’s silly to think that the logical conclusion would be to not market the game at all. Clearly, Atlus wants to show the game off, and the cafe is set up to do that. The question is, given that you’re going to spend (X) amount of money to market the game, does adding the cost of a dedicated actor to the scene…

What value would a live actor add to the demo of a 3DS game that would justify the $800-$1000 cost?

Why would this article need a photo of Dennis Schroeder?

Evidence suggests Matthews was slightly mistaken.

Hey, wedding vows say “til death do you part.”  Nothing in there to specify whose death.

Now the umpires can address them by name.

Look on the bright side:  these ridiculous rules are going to earn a team a playoff spot.