Please stay as far away from Billy Joel as possible.  I can’t handle an updated stanza of “We Didn’t Start the Fire”.

Wow. Sounds like the Capitals are getting pushed around. Have they ever thought about acquiring or developing a gritty, physical player that could intimidate the other team and maybe put a little fear into them? A player like that could be useful for the Caps right now.

I mean, to be fair, Bobby Portis was only 7 rebounds and 10 compound fractures of a teammate’s face away from a triple-double himself in that game.

Wow. His next three suspensions are going to be really harsh.

Apparently, my residence has been outed by HamNo. Don’t know how to feel about that.

Sure, you think that’s love you feel, but it might be the angina instead.

And the only reason they changed the name is because the vampires wanted to keep visitors from avoiding the city because they’d heard that Barrow had been infested by vampires.  It’s all a con.

Done. That ought to fix things.

Sadly, somewhere out there, Mark D’Amico and Katelyn McClure just had a light bulb go off over their heads and are in the midst of writing up a crowdfunding offer on behalf of Abercrombie. 

Looking at the box score, I see that Dwight Howard is in mid-season form, as well.

I remember buying Alter Ego when it first came out for the C64, or more accurately, convincing my parents to buy it for me because it was “educational”, rather than just a game.  In addition to the safe, respectable lives I led, I remember getting abducted as a child, and I think there was a scenario where you could…

Well, I guess that’s something.  I’ve played some of the 2K NBA games - 14 and 15, I think - and found that between the low stats you start with and also just generally not being good at the game, I could never earn enough currency to get good enough to earn any playing time.  I’d keep getting cut and trying out with…

My player is an 82 overall (I’ve never bought VC)

As much as Werth is still worth, sure.

Wow...that looked so painful that for a second Contreras must have thought he accidentally messaged Mia Khalifa again.

And that’s when Werth decided on a new career, returning to Philly as the gritty mascot of the Flyers.

Well, then, I guess I got a good deal on that voodoo curse I shelled out $150 for.

From what I’ve read, 4 out of 5 newspaper articles agree that the Colts were correct in calling for the 4th down play. But I guess you’re just going to blindly agree with whatever the fifth columnist thinks...

“Okay, we’re willing to lower our price for him to a third and a fifth.”

Kids: Don’t take risks, or you’ll wind up giving a terrible football team from Houston an end to their nine-game losing streak.