Every other player in the NHL uses the preseason to hone their skills; seems only fair to let Tom Wilson do the same. It just so happens that his skills are assault and sitting in the box.

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I hope he heals up all right and can continue his career, but he really shouldn’t have been drinking and driving downfield.

So the issue is that Belichick thinks that McCain’s injury is Doubtful? Makes sense, since usually when Belichick fakes an injury, it shows up as Questionable on the report.

The report [...] did not mention the teachers’ names.

Recruit: “I’m interested in attending State Tech, but my AAU coach says I’ve got a good shot to go pro. Would it be possible to chat with some of the alumni of this school to discuss how this program prepares athletes for a pro career?”

The important lesson to learn is that while it is racist to crack a whip on a black hero, it is absolutely fine to perform a Coordinated Assault on them.

“In fact, when you think about it, it’s really the black player’s fault.  If he had just let a white boy play better, we wouldn’t be burning him in effigy.”

I don’t have time to read anything but the headline to this story, but I hope the NCAA punishes the Huskies severely for these violations.

“We wanted Ben Simmons because he’s the perfect player for us to groom. Since he missed a season, we think Thibs can play him 67 minutes a game this year and it’ll all average out.”

Poor Lindsey.  This all must be very upsetting and foreign to him, since he has no reference point for determining why a man might want to have sexual contact with a woman.

My first guess would probably be the life-saving Prednisone, but your commitment to measuring her lip width is admirable. 

Not a surprise. The Indianapolis Clowns haven’t played an exhibition in thirty years, and the youngest player on that team has to be pushing sixty now.

Believe me, if I thought it was safe, I’d tell you if you were right.

Jesus, putting in extra rehab and conditioning time for Thibs has to be kind of like running to Olivier for a root canal, right?

the suspect said to the staff that if someone wouldn’t let him in his room that he was going to shoot someone. Police said no gun was ever seen.

Way to fuck up the Browns draft position, Mayfield.

Be even nicer if they let the person that pitched them the concept have a role in the show rather than being kicked from the project because of their gender.

You forgot the part where the person they hired could have been eaten by a 30-foot tall aardvark. Regardless, if they didn’t man the kiosk, it’s odd to assert that “they chose not to man the kiosk” requires as much evidence to assume as “they chose to man the kiosk, and events conspired to thwart their plans, so they…

No; it’s silly to think that the logical conclusion would be to not market the game at all. Clearly, Atlus wants to show the game off, and the cafe is set up to do that. The question is, given that you’re going to spend (X) amount of money to market the game, does adding the cost of a dedicated actor to the scene…