“Oh, I bet a doctor could have healed those injuries. Too bad my only son couldn’t have studied medicine instead of the theater.  Maybe the next orc camp will feature a poetry slam.”

Please stop talking shit about my mother.

Oh, this looks adorable.

This place is going to be so depressing when we wake up the day after the election to find just 210 House seats and 46 Senate seats safely out of the hands of Republicans. :(

I can easily see Trump staying in the Top 50 for at least another two decades.

If only she had a brother...

There seems to be a mild kerfluffle in the greys that suggests that it is unfair to protect the seeding of a woman who becomes pregnant and misses time while a man faces no consequences for their off-court activities. Therefore, in the spirit of inclusion and fairness, I recommend the following rule change:

So, anybody have Jack Dorsey’s cell phone number to share?

My theory is that she’s not conflicted about the putting kids in cages thing; it’s that she’s disappointed ICE hasn’t taken the logical next step and begun cooking the kids in cauldrons.

A Predator who assaults women. That’s one you don’t see every d....oh, wait. Yeah. We might want to Abe Pollin that name a bit.

Operation: 2042 WC Champions has been compromised, comrades.

Well, I’m sure we’ll all be able to trust implicitly what he has to say on newsworthy subjects come October.

So you’re not going to the August 12 concert in South Korea, then?

Apparently, in addition to broadcasting, he’s gotten into horse racing ownership. His stable’s racing silks are black and blue, so I guess he’s never gotten over the Jim Everett thing.

in the span of 24 hours, he retweeted Sebastian Gorka, Donald Trump, and Jim Rome.

Sadly, in a day or two the next headline will be, “ICE Detains Undocumented Mother of 4-Year-Old Assault Victim”.

Since the moment the Caps clinched the Stanley Cup, the Nationals have gone 2-6 with a .620 OPS. Clearly whatever demon Braden Holtby swore fealty to to become a champion has cursed the rest of the franchises in town to an eternity of despair.

One person’s hand up the other person’s backside, like a puppeteer?

Just as a note, the first round of the Open was being played in gusts up to 25 MPH. If that gust at Gullane was on June 14, it was likely close to 60 MPH, the max recorded near the course that day.

Ah, Viva Pinata - the game as exciting as watching worms f**k.