They probably want to make sure the video is gone for its inadvertent portrayal of an umpire as the rational, professional participant in an argument instead of their usual role as a showboating martinet.

I don’t think he’s skipping leg day; I think he’s just climbing into the machines upside down.

He probably heard somebody else mention that they were bringing their lei to the ceremony and he figured he would, too.

Your casual raisinism disgusts me.

At least in our town, IHOP was more of a salmonella place (three closures).

For next year’s title defense, there can be only one possible upgrade: 7-Day Dray. Actually, at this point in his career, I guess it’s “10-Day Dray”.

::googling “chariots of fire” “yakety sax” mashup::

By the by, the good people at Regency House Publishing would probably like you to know that Spicer’s memoir will actually be published by Regnery Publishing, noted bastion of right wingnuttery and OG fake news repository.

Caps hockey: so snakebit that the league had to invent a whole new franchise from scratch so they could win a Cup.

I know things look promising right now, but Caps fans know there’s still an opportunity to blow this.

Babies should never be murdered in cold blood. You should dribble a few drops of blood on the inside of your wrist to make sure it’s warm, but not scalding, before killing a baby.

They’re giving him time to appropriate the username “Mstubbs81".

Royals management informed the woman that a fire like that should be in a dumpster, where it will be pitching the next homestand.

I’ll admit; I haven’t seen a team this dominant in the Finals since the 2016 NBA season.

Well, you know what they say...beauty is in the eye of the Beholder.

Because you seem to think they were all free throws, which means he was fouled about 45 times, which means that like, nine Warriors fouled out, which means that they couldn’t field a full team, which means forfeit, which means Cavs win?

Oh, come on. Trump doesn’t think of women as property.

I think the Mets need to be more proactive. Rather than just let a situation fester, like they did with Matt Harvey, the Mets should jump on the chance to fix a potential problem and just trade Snydergaard to the Padres for a backup middle infielder or something. Don’t let him implode like Harvey.

1) The Arkansas Board of Health regulations appear to closely follow standards set in the FDA’s Model Food Code, in which there seem to be little or no regulations concerning the behavior of consumers. The refusal of service in this case does not seem to be mandated by health regulations at all, but by the…

I’m sure that some evil grocery exec will come up with a plan to insert unskippable ads/coupons into the self-checking process. “You’ve rung up ten (10) items. Relax for a moment with this Snickers advertisement. You can skip it in 15 seconds, or by ringing up a Snickers bar with your purchase for only 89 cents!”