Yes, but only as a theoretical exercise. Then they would have gone back to studying for the Thaumaturgical final and ignored the problem, sneering that it was ‘trivial’ and ‘for magical engineers’ to actually implement, before they all died in the final Hogwarts battle when their ivory tower was destroyed by a…

“I mean, sure, the Gaines children are raised in an unsupervised world of power tools and other sharp implements while their parents are more concerned with making money, save the times when their uncaring parents force the kids to live in a world of celebrity that will leave their sense of their own importance warped…

Christ, the Capitals don’t even have a hope of winning a game that occurred 23 years before their opponents were born.

In the entire 100 year history of the NHL, Washington has never won so much as a single game against Las Vegas, even in the regular season.

I appreciate that you’re trying to change it up for the summer, Enes, but trust me - just curl that index finger back up and go with the hand gesture you’re used to the fanbase giving you.

The only rational explanation for this is that the French think Serena’s actually going to be cradling the baby in one arm as she plays her matches.

I wonder if the staffer at the Onion that came up with this article considered that Weinstein himself would be the guy mulling it over.

You probably should anyway, even if it’s just for the grammar lessons.

Given that Happytime Murders has been kicking around since at least 2008, I doubt The Fuzz is in a position to do anything.

Is it because we’re just trying to avoid an article from The Root blasting the scapegoating of a black man for a white man’s sins?

I’m extremely upset over the blocking of this feature that I was incredibly excited over, was going to download immediately, use incessantly for three days, get frustrated by the small screen size and inconsistent controller support, and finally allow to sit unused on my device for years until I finally needed to free…

Admittedly, it’s no According to Jim.

Why don’t you want Tom Waits to get any work?

Kristin Cavallari as the ditzy neighbor confirmed

Kevin Can Wait: the Official Sitcom of the Chicago White Sox

So putting together my cardiologist’s recommendation on fats, my GP’s recommendation on carbs to keep my A1C reasonably close to the edge of tolerable, and this article, I should be eating...1160 calories per day, on a basal metabolic rate of 2700. Seems legit.

Great. Now I want a beef flavored cheez-it.

It’s too bad Sean Bean couldn’t be alive to see this.

It’s always a shame when candidates feel they need to court the other side to get elected.