It’s just a typo. She actually meant to praise “heroin”, as covert drug trafficking is one of the backbones of the CIA’s success.

No bowl necessary.

That’s when you go to the floater.

Well, if it isn’t going to be changed, then let’s just all pray that that living trust gets paid out soon.

It shouldn’t be confusing; they want people to stop having sex completely except under the strictures of their religion. They do this by restricting access to birth control, condoms, abortifacients, and education that divorces sex from pregnancy, and then ripping out the social net under women who get pregnant out of…

How far does $145 in donations go these days?

Those poor dogs.

I can’t brielieve this is a thing.

Just take everybody’s CC and let them know you’re going to charge all the cards for the full meal. Last person who objects to this system is the one that gets to have their card rung up.

It’s not a pinky ring; it’s a counterweight to ease the motion involved from years of heavy drinking.

I wonder if Anne Rice’s lawyers are as zealous in shutting down fanfiction of her popular “Jesus Christ” character.

Hopefully the Caps will win the next one so they can force a Game 7.

If Glover’s wife was the one arrested, why did his mother pose for the mug shot?

We’ll take the 10 teams at the bottom of the standings in every league, and we’ll banish them to a second division.

Man, that arm motion makes it look like he threw out the first back.

You mean...they’re going to switch to playing basketball in Game 7?

Thaaat’s it. There’s the jinx I was looking for. Thank you, Lauren.

Thaaat’s it. There’s the jinx I was looking for. Thank you, Barry.

I don’t understand why it’s taking the ethics office so long to do their work. Trump’s nominees have no ethics. These reviews should be taking ten minutes, tops.

Are you canceling your subscription in protest? Or is your idea of punishing Netflix just kinda based around lowering their demand for bandwidth?