The folks who form my main party tend to fit the following archetypes:

He’s not a troll; he’s a hero for saving those fans from being mugged by Zack Hample in the parking lot later.

Clearly a deepfake.

Yes, that would be the joke. Correct. You get a star, however, for not linking to a Wikipedia article and assuming that qualifies as “debate”.

The language skills employed in reviews had a “median readability level” equivalent to an American 8th grader. Which, I’ll be honest, is a lot higher than I was expecting.

Honestly, I’m not sure what looking pensive with fake mustaches has to do with scraping plaque off teeth, but, okay, whatever.

I’m legitimately impressed by the way you called out that racism by being horribly sexist. (The models are dentists, as evidenced by the “Dr.” in front of the names at the bottom of the picture.)

If I’m reading this right, as well, the most successful player Wilson has had post-high school is Emmanuel Burriss, which is kind of impressive in its own right. This isn’t some factory school that gets 5 star recruits; the rest of District schools just don’t have great programs.

Whereas any other American could stand in the street and shoot a Phillies fan and most people would say, “Eh, probably deserved it.”

Well, the Obama Administration hated Ebola, so it only makes sense that under Trump we are its ally.

Are there plans to send a team into the mirror to treat original twigs. as well?

I think Prime Day isn’t until July 10 this year. That’s probably too late to market this.

Cincinnati, apparently.

The animal is fine. It’ll wake up tomorrow and it’ll be like this never happened.

I was hoping for some sort of seed catalog-based controversy, and am quite disappointed.

Daniel Day-Lewis would have crushed his C6 and C7 vertebrae for this role.

It just feels natural for a France to surrender the company.

You mean 2004 NBA Champion Darko Milicic, right?

Better, but with fewer references to the War of Jenkins’ Ear.

Truly the preternaturally fucked are the connoisseur’s fucked.