Harebrained Schemes’ BATTLETECH was going to have this exact system, but had to remove it because the pizza had to be delivered in 30 minutes or it was free, and the ‘Mechs just couldn’t make it across the map in three turns.

Okay, compromise time. The supermarket will lift the no-Spanish ban, and employees will only refer to customers as “pendejo/puta” in the back room, just like the English speakers.

Thank you for the update. I think we were all worried that the worst was over and we could not be more horrified after watching that GIF. After your thoughtful and incisive comment I think I speak for many of us here when I say, “Nope. Even more horrified now.”

There were a couple of hits mixed in there; he didn’t retire 10 guys in a row or anything.

I thought hockey players prided themselves on being tough, but it looks like none of them can take a licking.

Well, they’re broken now.

Those balls are going to get smacked if they’re just sitting there in the strike zone.

In my mind, the solution is: dust half the cast in the AoS finale, and then if the show is renewed, bring it in as a summer replacement series in 2019, premeiring the week after IW2. Cut the episode commitment to 16-20 eps, and you don’t have to face any new continuity questions.

The most shocking thing to me is that Pornhub might, just might, be misrepresenting the fetish content of their videos in the descriptions.

Good job by those pitchers against the Pads. When will they get a chance to show what they can do in the majors, though?

But not in Adriana Lima, of course.

I believe that only applies on Clickhole, and only to division.

And now we know...the rest of the story.

Hey, now, Larry Nassar was committed to healthy bodies.

The cabbage is probably still cheap because it comes from Yuma, too.

I don’t understand why this guy ever became an opinion columnist, since any hot take he makes is really just encouraging people on the internet to say “I Douthat.” Wouldn’t he get tired of that and move into some other profession that generates less interpersonal conflict?

Is it really a blood feud, though? Or is it just some kid trying to get to his next class but can’t get past the guy in the hallway that grabs their arm and keeps shouting, “QUIT HITTING YOURSELF”?

“Fine, Charles. Go ahead. Hit me in the face. Just don’t go for the balls. Those are my domain.”

At least you haven’t killed Dekker yet.

I didn’t hear what sound was made when Sisco got hit, but I’d like to think it was “THONG”.