Everyone else was getting a hit on him. If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.

Well, that settles it. Nigel Hayes will never play another game at quarterback in the NFL.

Because of parallax angles, I don’t think that puck crossed the goal line.

Goons, in the outer hallway after the confiscation: “Man, all that’s in this medical file are, like, 30 racing forms for Belmont Park and some napkins from Arby’s.”

Yeah, I knew a girl like that in college.

That kid is three perfectly framed pitches away from being a Molina.

He’s a starting pitch-a-fitter.

You know, Deadspin turned into Jalopnik so gradually that I didn’t even notice.

This is why Shazaam starring Sinbad was a superior motion picture.

The amazing thing is that if Dimitrov does, in fact, remember this tennis match, that will make him literally the only person in the world that does.

She picked a fine time to leave him.

BURN THE ADBLOCKER! BURN HIM!

Wow, this video of a monk seal wielding a knife? It’s an emotional rollercoaster.

The fuckery that actually summed this game up for me is that you can choose, in some missions, to go for an hour, three hours, or eight hours. If you choose the three hour mission and start the mission at less than full energy, you literally can’t refill energy by waiting quickly enough to spend it during the time…

Well, I guess it’ll be okay, as long as there’s timers, three premium currencies, and gacha mechanics.

It’s sad when the Pirates are so committed to cutting payroll that their players have to sign up for credit card after credit card just to make ends meet.

“Panthers COO Tina Becker declined to comment, citing an important leg-rubbing session in Richardson’s office that she ‘couldn’t afford to miss’.”

Meh. Look at the panel gaps. Mechanically, this looks a lot like what Kia was doing in the early nineties.

There’s only one question the Mets need to answer about Harvey:

What a Dickey.