I kept pronouncing it “N fourteen m”. I don’t know why I reject the ‘m’ as a number.

Welp, I tried your suggestion, tripped over the extension cord, ripped it out of the wall, which caused a short circuit, creating a spark that set a curtain aflame, and now my house has burnt down. However, I did not spend the day worrying if I left the curling iron plugged in, so I have to count that as a win.

Somewhere out there is a fanfiction.net author that’s convinced they’ve been granted the power to shape reality.

Yeah, you should probably stick to things that just fly by, like the last two minutes of a basketball game close enough (but not really) to be decided by free throws. Thrilling.

Probably because it’s Julian Edelman’s son.

Well, for Harvey’s sake, I hope he doesn’t start thinking he’s a Major League pitcher.

If your son and wife made only $40,000 combined, their tax burden was only $2000 in the first place. You probably confused a $3000 refund with a $3000 tax cut, because your kids were dumb enough not to adjust their withholding to avoid giving $5000 in their paycheck over the year. It’s the sort of error you’d expect…

Oh, sorry. Allegedly.

By the same point, it appears that a history of raping women and stealing things convinced him the Republican party was a better fit.

If I were Gov. Greitens, I think I’d be all about adding a “trial by combat” option to the legal system.

The possibility of accidents like this is why the NRA believes your child should be at least six years old before shooting a weapon. (Some children develop more slowly than others and should wait until the age of eight.)

You knew there was going to be a problem when Notre Dame Cristo Rey announced that they’d be giving the start to Charlie Brown.

Well, the geometry is complicated without a whiteboard, but suffice to say that the vocalist has made an aesthetic choice to favor a smaller internal BWH angle when intercepting the XZ plane, while preferring a larger offset from XZ when imagining a plane created by the foci of a woman’s center of area…

I’m just saying the kid has options. I bet Brad Komminsk wishes he’d had a sweetheart setup like Mejia does.

Alternately, he could work under the constraints of the free market to make the lending firm regret their investment by, say, hitting .154 in the majors followed by .229 the next year in AAA ball. That would show them.

If she wants a puck so bad, she should just sit in the net behind the Caps’ goalie in overtime.

It makes sense. Campaigning is all about getting your name out there and letting the people know what you stand for. If nothing else, spending campaign cash on legal fees certainly does that.

Another way this video lies is in presenting the cabin as having thirty foot high ceilings with the edges of the cabin bounded only by neon arches. Actual airplanes have opaque walls next to the outer seats in the cabin. Get your shit together, American.

I think a fascinating subplot to Howard breaking the record in the paperback is how giant prehistoric sharks apparently ate every left-handed pitcher in the majors.

When will we be brave enough to investigate why Hillary Clinton would choose this man’s apartment to plant false evidence?