Jockeys are relatively short people, so it all evens out.

I’m surprised more jockeys don’t shit themselves. Maybe they do and people don’t talk about it.

For perspective, my HS had about 4000 students, and a 350 page YB. My folks went to small small rural schools, though, so I understand why 35 pp. might seem an underwhelming cull. :)

Wow, haven’t seen a Yankee outfielder make this many little girls cry since Mel Hall.

I can’t see the plate on any angle so you really cannot tell

::flips through old yearbooks::

...and then the difficult part begins: teaching them how to love.

Gotta be honest; I’d watch the hell out of Sri Lanka’s Got Concussions!

“I bet if I’d taken this job sooner I could have dealt him. Rob Refsnyder would have looked pretty good last year in a Marlins uniform.” -Derek Jeter

“One drive-thru in Oklahoma City recently served 216 cars in one hour, according to a company spokesperson”

Which reminds me: Mike Vrabel sucks.

No, if either of these teams finishes half a game out of a playoff spot, it’ll still be meaningless because it means the first five seals have been opened already and we’ll all soon perish in the earthquakes and the lakes of fire.

I wonder if they’ve checked to see if he was filming at the time of the collision. The only reasonably non-negligent possibility that comes to mind is that if he had observed the car drawn to swerve at that spot, and Tesla found his claims non-reproducible, then as an engineer he figured that he would document the…

The real problem with that wedding was the corsages made of live mice.

Well, luckily, he shouldn’t have to use that call very often. After all, how good can a guy traded straight up for an overpaid 2nd-division second baseman and two A-ballers possibly be?

Terrible for Embiid, but I kinda want this to work like amnesia and now after the collision Fultz becomes the world’s best shooter.

After 1 inning, Marlins on pace to allow 4100 runs this year.

Clearly we need to expand the roles of rookies in this league so that they have to carry everyone’s luggage to the house, not just in the hotel.

Trust the Hubris.

Maybe they should call it the DOA-League.