If he tries a 2-for-1, he’ll be okay.

I thought the Bus always got them before they were porn stars.

As a matter of fact, it is! The Sporting News, for whatever issues it may be having with readership currently, established their Pitcher of the Year award a full decade before the Cy Young Award. A few years ago, they split the award into a Starting Pitcher of the Year and a Relief Pitcher of the Year. The award is…

How do we know for certain that a Mustang didn’t come out of nowhere and strike the pedestrian, then flee the scene? Sure, no Mustang shows up on the crash footage, but according to the authorities, neither did the pedestrian.

At least he still has a pony.

Little known factoid: he later sold the tree stump to the Pirates, who used it as a defensive replacement for Dick Stuart.

My god. It’s been a week and he still hasn’t set the clocks forward yet.

It’s too bad Perez hadn’t been playing in Durham. If merely hitting the bull wins you a steak, I was curious what you get for killing and eating it.

That works just fine until you use one of these wallpapers and they kidnap the entire population of Nashville.

Aaaaand that’s the sound of Jerry Richardson making an irate phone call to his Congressman...

I don’t understand. Sports team owners are almost always rich white men. How is it possible that they could be hurt? Why is nobody looking out for their interests? Could we make the players pay the taxes instead? Would that fix the problem?

Nice. But don’t expect the same courtesy.

Not surprised at this. A #16 seed has never beaten a #9 in NCAA tournament play.

claiming the money was the product of, “a whole lot of jump shots.”

Hell, for all we know, Lazarus Long WAS Ben Franklin.

If this film is as good as Ang Lee’s The Hulk, then it’ll be a) a flop and b) better received than A Wrinkle in Time. Good Luck.

The important thing, of course, is finding out how this will affect the Odinson.

From the looks of that painting, I’m guessing his friend is thinking, “batlh Hutlh nuch!”

You can pooh-pooh the story all you want, but do you honestly expect anyone to believe that people would have known Cousins and Keenum were free agents without the shining prose of Andy Benoit, let alone be able to craft comparisons between the two? The only way he could be any more of a kingmaker is if he whispered…

That is a completely unfair generalization.