At least now when parents yell out, “Kill the Ref”, they’ll be able to claim self-defense.

So do they have to wear their shirts sideways, or what?

Somebody needs to tell this kid that he’s wasting his time; Elizabeth Lambert is too old for him.

It should be noted that the President sees a kind of kinship between himself and Hoover. After all, they named a dam after Hoover. And when Trump was elected, everyone looked at each other and said, “Damn.”

She’s just angling for an invite.

Well, thank god the activism shown here has made certain that no school shooting will ever happen aga...dammit. Back to the drawing board.

That’s silly. You’re not going to need to learn Russian, now or ever.

The toughest part of the calligraphers’ job under the Trump Administration has been picking up the nuances of writing in Comic Sans longhand.

“I like to call this one, ‘James Fucking Harden “Play of the Year” My Ass’.”

I like to think that Kraft was all set to make an honest woman out of her, but then Putin stole the ring.

It’s going to take all summer and most of fall just to find a strip club with highchair seating near the stage.

If you think this involved people who were fixed, you may want to check out some wiki pages. Just a suggestion.

See? He wasn’t cheating on his wife with Ricki Lander, he was cheating on Jeff Saturday!

Plus, she can bake. <sigh> It’s true what they say....the good ones are always married, gay, or on the run from the law.

We’ll play that next year after the 80% CDC budget cuts really take hold.

Nobody read that far.

I know that both this article and the ESPN report mention the corruption, but here especially, it seems to have been buried in favor of the Commander in Cheeto. I just think that world figures, while displeased at Trump’s lack of diplomacy, recognize that until we prove we’re idiots by making the same mistake again,…

Given how loud Sepp Blatter has been during this whole lobbying process, I’d think payback for 2015 is far more important to those voting for Morocco. Not to hope too soon, but Trump isn’t going to be a factor for the bulk of the runup to 2026.

Oh, fine. N-Jok it is.

I don’t know which was a bigger shock: seeing Amy Van Dyken in a wheelchair or seeing Kerri Walsh in an athletic outfit that covered her limbs.