I briefly considered sticking up for Sosa’s induction into the HoF, but then I thought, “Fuck it...there’s already enough white guys in there.”

Absurd. How would you keep the Coca Cola inside cool and refreshing after you heated up the hot dog? I think I’m going to need Snacktaku to take one for the team on this.

I’ve got savings of more than $100K - I just have to wait for my parents to die before I collect.

The best part is that if you spend $750 on this turkey, you get a 25% off coupon at launch. Not a free copy, a coupon.

So, the actual headline here is, “Atari Plans to Fold All Ongoing Company Expenses Under RollerCoaster Tycoon for Switch, Resulting in Beloved Franchise Becoming Loss Leader to Avoid Sharing Profits.”

I’m beginning to get the impression that Natasha Dow Schüll is a bit anti-video slot machine.

Still not paying $25 for a mount skin.

But only, crucially, if you grab the “Laundry Buddy” perk from the bearded lady lizard at the circus tent.

Why do you have to shit all over New England fans who have gone their entire lives without seeing their football team play for the championship? Instead, you just treat them like a bunch of babies, like they’re not even a year old yet.

Works fine until they kick me out of the store.

So what you’re saying is, Half Life Z confirmed?

This is going to be one weird-ass Star Trek film.

I have to confess, I’m underwhelmed by the ingenuity displayed in expressing the idea of a baked potato made into soup by just...making potato soup and putting bacon and sour cream on top. I think it’s actually violating the spirit of the exercise by boiling rather than baking the potatoes. Instead of peeling, cubing,…

The intersection of Adam Rippon with political controversy can only mean one thing:

His full name is Ryu Moore.

:dreamily: “He is great, though. Isn’t he?” -Vivek Ranadivé 

Maybe Vonn will.

Regarding the wedding toast, I certainly hope that the “performance of HAMILTON” was just a way of saying the MoH made up and performed an original song and she didn’t actually perform the wedding toast from “Satisfied”. Because that song is totally about how the singer wants to bang the groom, but “let” the bride…

“Is it just me, or does anyone else get hungry whenever we fight the Oxo Empire?”

Well, based on those tweets, 52-3 Pats it is. :sigh: It was a good run while it lasted, Jags.