Or maybe even an Astros fan!!1!1!

If Manhattan is Disneyland, Brooklyn is Epcot Center.

Oh Shit, you mean other people have different opinions than your own?

but what will Texas drive?

There is a video directly above this comment of Ken Shamrock participating in a pro wrestling match, years before the UFC even existed.

Scene from their next bout.

He was actually a pro wrestler before joining up with the UFC.

This was fucking perfect. Great job. +1

Badfather Pizza

Chuck The Cheese

There's no way the soundtrack will ever match the original:

Will it feature Kobe being accused of violating Uranus?

"I'm taking my talents to South Venus". -LeBron

Locking Differential

This is a dumb jeep owner. He has big tires and all the gear, but not locking diffs. You can see him kicking up snow on one side and the tires not spinning on another. Jeez.

THAT'S THE JOKE

Dwight Howard is so vain. The fans weren't referring to him, they were referring to Moe Howard, and his spurning of Hollywood to work in New York City. But they still got it wrong, as it was Shemp who fucking sucked.

Naturally, a pathetic couch figures prominently on the cover.

Cossacks fighting Goths. Party like it's 1399!

Pussy, whipped