So is this the point where HHH and Stephanie come out and tell Ortiz he can have his contract.... IF he beats Daniel Bryan at "Hell In A Cell", available on PPV?

He's an Aggie. This is like pretty much what they consider wedding attire.

It happens! I know of someone who called in on behalf of their son for an interview for a sales position at a neighbouring dealership (they sell high end luxury & performance cars) - he got an interview, but only because the owner wanted to meet the kind of person that has their father set up an interview for them via…

Dear Top Gear USA,

Tanner, Rutledge, and "Mark" sounds like it would be a vast improvement over the current line up.

He's saving himself for A-Rod's return.

I make 36k a year and my neck hurts and i hate my family

Sorry, that was dumb. Fixed. Thanks.

Before I stopped taking Ambien I:

Easy dude, easy. The author uses three words to describe the drugs Sharper used and two of them refer to Ambien. And I didn't read anything about liquid morphine. Sounds like you could probably use some downers, yourself.

+1'd only because you made a point. I was instantly pissed when I read 'Kuala Lumpur'. Don't ever be on my fucking team.

This list is a lie. Trivia is by far the best bar game precisely because it brings out the bad side of good people.

You've never seen the amish, have you

If any ex-NBA scoring champ was going to make it with the Skeeters, Wilt Chamberlain would’ve.

Just curious... Pretty much all of the truck makers have some kind of Texas-themed package they sell down here. "Texas Edition", "Lonestar Edition", etc.

Ed Reed: I had a large sack of money in my car, and now it's gone!

Police have not said whether the bag was a sack with a big dollar sign on it.

The last time $50,000 in bags was left unattended they were found in Philip Seymour Hoffman's apartment.

Give 'er a cummins diesel!