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bring back the VirgilBag you cock teases

I feel sorry for folks who missed out on the 90s. Wrestling was so awesome back then.

God fuck Uptown. Actually Dallas in general. But fuck Uptown most.

The one positive is that if you ever need help moving furniture you can call on truck bro to help you out. The cost is usually a twelver of Shiner.

AustinBro started out in Jester, then moved north of campus to a big dumpy house with some of his buds (a BroManse, if you will), but now he's seriously got his eye on those new condos on South Lamar.

Word, AustinBro is kind of a Dallas/Houston, Brooklyn, and Portland Bro hybrid.

True. MMc is much more AustinBro.

When they golf, visors scrawled with something, something, LLP is the standard issue uniform here in Houston.

Who the hell is Wale?

Wale certainly picked the ideal event at which to start a nonexistent fight.

It would have been a bigger ruckus, but the Japanese fishing boats were pulling into harbor.

Jimmy Fallon "seems like a ____ type of guy" to you? Any type of guy? A real person at all? Surprising...he seems like a Hollywood creation to me, though deep down somewhere I am sure a person resides.

Southern Virginia gets my nomination as the worst place in the world. Yankees fans AND Cowboys fans.

Goddamnit, Kaua'i.

Neat how the cracked vinyl looks like a city map.

perfect. (and I'm a Texan)

Kind of. The Alamo is actually pretty damned small though.