I watch Scotty Kilmer but only for the snapshots of animals laughing that pop up while he laughs.

Especially considering the Astros are going home for three games (6-0 at MMP this postseason)

Get out of the city! I can see nebula clouds on my ranch between Austin and Houston!

Only after I pointed it out

Houston was also attacked in Independence Day.

Why did they put bath salts and krokodil against each other?

What the hell is up with the check next to your name? How do I get one?

I don't see it down here in Houston...

By watching that video, I'd say that it's better than all of us.

Can I be pulled out of the grey yet?

Is the reported $35M each for wwe and nbc accurate?

Those paychecks cashed though, didn't they?

We want virgilbag!

I now know what a filicidist is

What about marijuana?

Everyone knows that there's those guys at the corner of Texas and Crawford!