Does this mean that we get no more Tara and Johnny?

They offer the Big Horn edition truck down here in TX as well.

FUCK YOU ALL

It's good to have you back, Raysism.

This is why you're my favorite writer under the gawker media umbrella.

Vince McMahon, if you're reading this, MAKE IT HAPPEN

You guys need a whataburger.

Now imagine being drunk and/or stoned (I'm a stoner, myself) and being able to drive up at 3am to receive that.

I don't know, but I assure you that it will be a glorious day once it does. What 24 hour options do y'all have up there?

HONEY CHICKEN BISCUIT FTW!!!!!

Edit: he took down his joke about whataburger, so I took down mine.

FUCK MARK BRUNELL

Sounds like a cool job

NO CHANCE IN HELL!!!

"Start Me Up"

You know damn well what the name of that mission in San Antonio is then.

I am insulted.

YOU'VE GOT NO CHANCE!
NO CHANCE IN HELL!!!

I'd love to see your oil and gasoline skyrocket as well.