GodBlessTexas
GodBlessTexas
GodBlessTexas

FUCK YOU ALL

May I be taken out of the gray?

I also enjoy sploid throughly

SEND IN AKEEM THE AFRICAN DREAM AFTER THEM

NO!

What good would an underground super airport be?

Does this mean that we get no more Tara and Johnny?

They offer the Big Horn edition truck down here in TX as well.

FUCK YOU ALL

It's good to have you back, Raysism.

This is why you're my favorite writer under the gawker media umbrella.

Vince McMahon, if you're reading this, MAKE IT HAPPEN

You guys need a whataburger.

Now imagine being drunk and/or stoned (I'm a stoner, myself) and being able to drive up at 3am to receive that.

I don't know, but I assure you that it will be a glorious day once it does. What 24 hour options do y'all have up there?

HONEY CHICKEN BISCUIT FTW!!!!!

Edit: he took down his joke about whataburger, so I took down mine.

FUCK MARK BRUNELL

You are here.

Sounds like a cool job