NO CHANCE IN HELL!!!

"Start Me Up"

You know damn well what the name of that mission in San Antonio is then.

I am insulted.

YOU'VE GOT NO CHANCE!
NO CHANCE IN HELL!!!

I'd love to see your oil and gasoline skyrocket as well.

I've never heard that one...who sings it?

That's something worth considering in the future

We're not Florida

FUCK YOU ALL

I'm a real Houston Texans fan and I have to say that this is pretty accurate.

I was once going to Voodoo Fest in NOLA from Houston to see Rage Against The Machine play their first show in years and two tankers somehow crashed into each other on the other end of that bridge. I sat there and waited for hours, was redirected on some country roads going north until we hit some random highway that…

"Oh, son of a bitch!"

Vinnie Mac's attys would get him cleared in a heartbeat. He beat the Federal Gov't forchrissake.

You mean that Jimmy Snuka's real name isn't Jimmy Snuka?

Yes and botulism is called 'steak and kidney pie'

No, no they didn't. But you know what it'd be like if they did? Huh? Huh?

Well not me, personally, but a guy I know; him and her got it on, whooo-wee!!