NO CHANCE IN HELL!!!

"Start Me Up"

I can't stop staring at your avatar. Again. This time, I am under the influence though.

You know damn well what the name of that mission in San Antonio is then.

I am insulted.

It's been 15 years since a MLB game has been played there, not NFL

This will be perfect for my acid room

YOU'VE GOT NO CHANCE!
NO CHANCE IN HELL!!!

I'd love to see your oil and gasoline skyrocket as well.

I've never heard that one...who sings it?

That's something worth considering in the future

We're not Florida

FUCK YOU ALL

I'm a real Houston Texans fan and I have to say that this is pretty accurate.

I was once going to Voodoo Fest in NOLA from Houston to see Rage Against The Machine play their first show in years and two tankers somehow crashed into each other on the other end of that bridge. I sat there and waited for hours, was redirected on some country roads going north until we hit some random highway that…

I think it was this kind of acid...

"Oh, son of a bitch!"

Vinnie Mac's attys would get him cleared in a heartbeat. He beat the Federal Gov't forchrissake.