GodBlessTexas
GodBlessTexas
GodBlessTexas

You mean that Jimmy Snuka's real name isn't Jimmy Snuka?

Yes and botulism is called 'steak and kidney pie'

HAHA...WAY TO STEREOTYPE

No, no they didn't. But you know what it'd be like if they did? Huh? Huh?

Well not me, personally, but a guy I know; him and her got it on, whooo-wee!!

That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of ace. I know from experience, dude, if you know what I mean...

That sounds expensive

I'll say something snarky about Atlanta for you—What a shithole!

Why is this woman talking?

Alright, alright...let me try for the bronze..

Good to have you back, Raysism.

They owe their wealth to the fact that their father was related to the Maceo family that used to run organized crime in Galveston, Texas during its heyday. Few people like to point this out.

That old mafia money can go a long way if used correctly.

Wasn't this news like last week?

Jerry, were you ever a Simpsons fan?

Hey fuck you buddy!

Harris County, TX what's up?

He plays Pokemon for fuck's sake...

Better than Batista